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No. No. No. WTF.
I paid for the Ultimate Edition to get something I thought was going to be only for us die hard fans that wanted to have something most players wouldn't, even at the risk of the bonus itself being stupid (and yes, it did end up being stupid, the pillar is NOT a "way to travel" and feel all cool like Tao Pai Pai, it's just a boring mini-game that only Goku can 'ride' for a few seconds). But now it's just a stupid, disappointing, EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE feature that people who didn't pay even the full price of the base game can get for 99 cents.
That's a triple LOSS for me and anyone else who bought the Ultimate Edition.

I pre-ordered
the Ultimate Edition
for this stupid thing

But now you can buy the game for 36 bucks... and not miss out on anything that Ultimate Edition offers... for 99 cents.

Got super into this game after leaving it in my library for years.
Then out of nowhere got a 40 ban for being "minorly disruptive."
How, you might ask?
Convicted by overwatch for apparently greifing.
I don't grief.
If this happens to you, expect no help from anyone. Just hostility from the community.

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A perfect game:
//:Trying to review cuphead is like trying to judge a judge. This game is the definitive standard of which other games of its genre should be compared to.

Q: "Is Cuphead good?"
A: "Um, it's Cuphead"

Ex.) "Why the hell is that skeptinoob actually checking reviews of Cuphead before buying?"

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Guys, it's just one of the best games out there. Chances are, you'll like this game. It's free2play and not pay2win.