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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play overwatch and you can main DVA sometime its a really cool multiplayer game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far (please ♥♥♥♥ me im not an incel)? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..

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