Q: What's with the VAC Ban bro? You hackin'?
A: What are you mumbling about over there? Are you okay?

Q: Do you play CS:GO anymore?
A: Sometimes

Q: Wanna play games with me, random individual you've never met?
A: Maybe! Probably not... But Maybe!

Q: What's with your comment section?
A: Huh?

Q: u cri ery time?
A: Nah ery time. If you or a loved one cri ery time consider seeking support and becoming productive by your own standards. It's been working for me.

Q: Any way to contact you directly?
A: No, if you really need to talk to me leave a comment on my steam profile and maybe I'll notice it in six months to a year.

My PC Specs/Hardware:
CPU: i7-8700k at 5.1 GHz
GPU: 8GB ASUS ROG STRIX RTX 2070 Super
RAM: 32GB DDR4 at 3000 MHz
MOBO: ASUS ROG STRIX Z370-E
Storage:
1TB M.2 Samsung 970
256GB Sata SSD
6TB HDD
4TB HDD
Keyboards: IBM MODEL M SSK - 1987, Logitech G915 TKL Lightspeed Tactile Switch
Mouse: Logitech G Pro Superlight w/ glass skates
Mousemat: Massive Logitech Desk Mat
Mic: Audeze Mobius
Headphones: Audeze Mobius
Speakers: Bose 2001 Stereo Bookshelf Speakers
Monitors:
Primary: LG 32GK650F
Secondary: AOC G2460PF
Tertiary: Samsung TV
Steam controller ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Valve please make more, they are like really super good ;(


Knife History [From the dark time]:
Flip Knife Forest DDPAT [FT]
Bayonet Forest DDPAT [FT]
Butterfly Knife Blue Steal [FT]
M9 Bayonet Boreal Forest [MW]
M9 Bayonet Urban Masked [MW]
Gut Knife Tiger Tooth [FN]
Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT [MW]
Bayonet Forest DDPAT [MW]
Nothing [BS]
Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT [MW]
Shadow Daggers Slaughter [MW]
Bayonet Rust Coat [BS]
M9 Bayonet Safari Mesh [MW]
Huntsman Knife [Vanilla]
M9 Bayonet Forest DDPAT [MW]
Huntsman Knife [Vanilla]
Nothing [BS]

Current Knife:
Gut Knife Black Laminate[BS]

OLD TRADING RULES I DON'T TRADE ANYMORE UNLESS YOU GIVE ME A KILLER DEAL:

I only trade 1:1 for the most part, but feel free to send any offer

Q: Add me so we can trade?
A: Please, just use my trade link (It's probably broken): https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=113731835&token=Bt0V6_a

Q: Will you downgrade?
A: No.

Q: What's a 1:1 trade?
A: Knife for Knife, AK for AK, Music Kit for Music Kit, Glove for Glove, etc.

Q: My profile is private/you can't see my inventory will you still trade with me.
A: Absolutely not

Q: Is the value of your inventory higher than your skill level in game X
A: Yup I use what little disposable income I have to try to fill my gaping void of insecurities about how much I suck at computer games. (Also I like shiny things)

Q: Trade it to your friend first, I need to make sure it's legit.
A: What is this 2015? Please, kindly go violate yourself with a can of WD-40.

Q: Want to do some other obvious lengthy scam setup so I can steal your item?
A: See above question. But feel free to use my trade link and send me a direct offer like a normal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=113731835&token=Bt0V6_a