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Listen, i've only played against bots during my free weekend because it kicked me out and closed the free servers before I was able to play against actual players.

Let me tell ya, playing against bots is so boring, all they do is just run from objective to objective and rarely defends, meaning if you try to go to any point. You'll catch more bad rotating to objectives than the actual objectives itself.

I didn't get the chance to play most of the classes but I tried recon out... The Drone is trash and the motion sensor is useless, I wasn't able to play any other classes but definitely after this experience, I am not gonna want to buy this game even for 5 dollars lmao.

Are you tired of having no comments on your profile? Do you want some of the weirdest people alive to comment about your personal play style in a positive or negative way? Look no further than this game. Play at least 3 matches as killer or survivor and you will at least get someone angry at you for the most pointless reasons alive. Wearing dark clothing? Yea, you're gonna hear from someone. Knocked the same person down twice in a row? Oh boy, you might as well committed a war crime. This game has its own political circle, but instead of presidents everyone fights over. It's survivors or killers. Both sides absolutely hate each other's guts and there is an endless feud between the two. I wouldn't ever wanna be a game dev for this game. Those poor guys just can't cut a break, no matter what they do. They're gonna piss off one half of their player base.

Speaking of game devs, I have no idea why they decided to put all of the good perks behind paywalls. I guess technically you can get it for free through the store but it uses the fortnite rotation format. Meaning if you want that cool ability, you're gonna have to grind at least 200 hours into this game to unlock it. Then players will get mad at you for using over powered base kit perks or using killers that are not fun to fight against. Honestly, for the player base out there, if you are playing against a killer and that killer has nothing but base perks and you're annoyed with them. Send them a friend request and buy all of the killers that YOU personally would want them to play. Be the change you want to see in the world.

That is mostly the killer experience

the survivor experience is entirely different. Pretty much for survivor, you are pared with 3 other random dudes who are about to absolutely hate your guts due to being inexperienced. If you can't understand what their waving hand emotes mean, you might as well uninstall the game. Throw too many pallets down so you can save your own life? That's a big no no. Miss a single skill check on a generator? better put on VPN, cause they're probably hunting you down as we speak.

To sum it all up. Playing as killer is horrible because everyone will get mad at you, playing as survivor is horrible because everyone will hate you for doing the slightest thing wrong. The community is fueled on hatred and the poor devs are trying to keep the peace by doing different updates and trying to balance everything out only to have players from both sides spit in their face.

can't use WASD to move, you have to click a lot and it hurts my hand doing so.

Call of duty is a great game to binge for 4 hours straight only to feel the pure gratification of getting off and not having to play the game for rest of the day.
No joke, if you ever wake up and is not feeling too great. Hop on call of duty for an hour or so, feel the dreaded nature of its bad gameplay loop and weirdly ♥♥♥♥ server hit reg issues, that on top of the odd skill based match making to maximise the amount of pain and torture to feel while playing this horrid game. You will guarantee feel so satisfied to finally get off the game.

Competitive call of duty mw2 players are in it for the long game. They are literally grinding this monstrosity for 12 hours a day. I'm fairly sure their main goal is that once they finally quit playing mw2 in their late 60s, everything is gonna instantly get better. Because it doesn't matter what you ever been through, it's way better than playing this terrible game. You could be waking up with a sore neck and 2 hours of sleep, going to a 9 to 5 retail job, only to work for customer service and hear the anger of the stupidest people you have ever met. You'll just be sitting there, happy. Happy that you are not playing call of duty mw2. The pros are not pros of playing this game, they're pros of finding true happiness by putting themselves in years of debt with sadness.

It gets even better when you are with a group of friends. Once your friends starts getting into a crummy mood after playing this damn god awful game, you can push them even further to play a few more matches. Maximise the pain you feel for dealing with this team so once you get off, it feels wonderful.

Imagine this right, imagine the feeling of being lost in the cold dark for a week, starving, very little to eat, then suddenly you find a cabin with food and a warm fire. The feeling of having your first meal in a warm house on a cold day would be the most rewarding feeling in your entire life. That's what this game is, it's the cold dark forest that you are lost in. Stay in there for a bit, suffer a ton. Get out and feel great.

Ever since i've done this routine, my life has gotten insanely productive and better. I rather do school work than deal with this mess of a game. Never been more productive in my entire life.

Sadly I still gotta give this negative review, not for how bad the game is. Everything I said here was a positive, a better way of life. What I don't like about this game is that it crashes. I want to suffer damnit! Stop taking me out of my dark and cold forest! It's such a bad feeling when you say to yourself "5 more horrible matches, just 5 more then I can leave" and it crashes on the third. You feel like you got off easy, there is no long term happiness when it crashes. The only real bad thing about this game is that it forces you to not be able to play it to maximise your pain.

all in all, I give it a 5/10

tutorial soft locked me. Couldn't progress. How does anybody promote a game that can't even get a tutorial right? It just doesn't make any sense, i've literally played indie titles that had more polish than this crap. It's honestly just a mess, not really sure why anyone would be so into this weird game with odd floaty controls

Borderlands 2? More like borderlands poo! Because damn it's so bad. No joke i've been playing with my friend, the dude literally got all the best gear while I had to mag dump into the easiest of grunts, which in return made my friend get a million levels ahead of me which then I couldn't grab any of the better weapons because they all were leveling up to his level.

Not worth it in the slightest.

This game kinda wack, a movement controls feel a bit slow, gun aiming from sprinting is way too damn long. If I am sprinitng across an damn open field with no cover and see a bad guy. I have to watch my character stop running, slowly pull up his gun the fire a few shots until he falls over and dies.

Also with the vision, half the damn time I don't see where anyone is shooting at me. I get shot at, seeing that white indicator, turn in the general and see nothing then die like 50 meters away. Like how do you react towards that? Also who thought having friendly fire enabled on this game was a good idea? You telling me it was a good idea not constantly showing teammate tag icons over their heads constantly AND having team killing enabled. I have constantly shot my own team because I thought they were the little black smudges of bad guys trying to shoot at me but ended up being good guys instead. What do they want me to stop and take a closer look at a little pixel before it blows my head off? Of course not, AND don't get me started on the rockets they shoot from the sky, in most cases they're my own teammates and I die by them. Like why is my own team just shooting at their own team with rockets for, it makes no damn sense! Also, when I shoot 3 bullets. I want to reload my entire gun and not have my magazine thrown away. Why can't they just do it like other video games and stick all the bullets into the other clip and let me reload at any time I want. It really makes reloading a pain. Same with switching weapons too. It takes forever to pull out your pistol or grenades. Can't do it on the fly at all. Very weird.

Oh don't get me started on the leveling system. You're telling me that I am gonna have to grind to become level 15 to become a commander. I know i've only played this game for a bit of time but i've seen level 2 millions not even use the spawn points correctly. Like bruh, just run behind everyone and plant your flank spawn point. It's not that hard. The ranking cap shouldn't really be there to begin with.

Honestly wouldn't recommend to anybody. Maybe if I play the game for a few more hours. I will eventually find out what is so fun about this game

WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?

I am literally in the seas for hours, waiting for anything interesting or cool to happen. BUT NOTHING HAPPENS, yea skeletons ships are fine to fight, the giant ass fish that attacks you is a bit interesting too for the first few times. But the issue is that those two are super easy to kill since they're NPCs.

I want to fight REAL PLAYERS, but literally nobody is around to fight. Even when there are people around to fight, they tend to run away and trying to chase is worse than being chased since you can't follow them directly behind, they'll just swim onto your ship and anchor you instantly. You defend the ladder? Oh they'll just do the same thing again after 20 seconds once they get back on their ship.

Oh but you will say that you can become a reaper, you'll most likely get into more fights. The issue is that is people then see that you are a reaper and actively choose to avoid you even further. I get into less fights than I do when i'm not a reaper.

I give mad respect to those who actually decide to turn around and fight me, I get destroyed. Clearly they know what they are doing but at least they give me some action. To those who have sunk me and saw me coming back hunting them down again. I'm not doing it because i'm salty, i'm doing it because you are literally the only form of action I will ever get least for another 20 minutes. I just want to fight someone and actually get into combat and improve.

The combat is fun, there's some hit reg issues but I can look past that, jumping onto people's ships and dodging attacks and running around is such a great time. Same with defending your own ship and fighting them when they are on board. The issue is that I can only do that once every 4 damn hours.

I did try arenas, the queue times are so damn long. I'm guessing nobody ever wants to play arenas for the same reason that players can't play solo and gets stuck with some random player. Not saying my expereince with that random player was bad. I just would rather do things on my own rather than have some random person beside me.

Really the game is alright for players who are more into PVE, treasure hunting, boat driving. Fighting the big bad bosses is fairly fun, despite the bosses not having very many move sets, rather they spawn in grunts, they do a weird teleport and they sometimes make it really hard to see. They're just damage sponges that takes a bit to beat. The giant talking head is by far the most fun you can have in PVE personally, also the talking head is very funny hehe.

All in all, for a pvp experience, it's wasted potential, they got something good it's just that there's no way to use it effectively. PVE is okay, not much variety but blowing up kegs is fun. Looting and doing map quests is more so just something to do because what else is there to do, so i'd call that game filler. It's not good or bad, it's just sorta there.

Oh also considering that I don't really care about pirate lore, I can't really say the funny books lying around giving info dumps really appeals to me.

All in all, for someone who likes combat and actually wants tons of action more frequently. I heavily don't recommend the game, it's just really boring.

So like, this game. You can shoot people, they sometimes die, sometimes they don't. But when they do you feel good. But when you die, you feel really bad. But don't worry, eventually you will die less and less the more you play. If you decide to stop playing the game, then sure. That's fine, but if you continue, guaranteed that you will get better. Because that's how videogames work.

This review was written by an AI

I played TF2 for 7000 hours and I can finally safely say

Don't buy this game, it was bad from the start, I tried giving it a chance for 7 years straight. Maybe if I play it for a few more years things would change, i'll let you all know.