Szymon908
Poland
A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I was his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

i'm not walking i'm approaching

I like when my girlfriends are like wine 12 years old and locked up in basement

Listen to your vegetables and eat your parents
Dont do school stay in drugs

When the nut was plentiful, when the nut was tender
Because I was fasting from the nut, I go outside to clear my mind
I see a nut tree, I see nuts of every kind
And so I began to wonder, if fasting from the nut was a blunder
Should I just go crazy, should I release the thunder?
But oh no, I made a bet that I could resist the nut, and I am not a baller, best believe I'm not paying that 5 dollar
A week left in my journey, for the nut I am yearning
The nut will not bug me, I am not a roly poly
I am a man, the nut will not control me
So December comes blooming, blooming like a daisy
Best believe [first] night of December, ya boy goin' crazy

A crossfitter a atheist and a vegan walk into a bar, how do I know?
Because they told everybody in the bar within 30 seconds

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair

feet in the mud, head in the sky

Stalin:
-Pope? How many divisions has he got ?
-The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic
-Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas
-Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
-I believe in one thing only, the power of human will

The difference between the novice and the master is that the master has failed more times than the novice has tried

Ur pump is like tomorrow, and u can never reach tomorrow cuz once it's tomorrow then it's today again
Dont spot me, watch me

It's tempting to step into the dark side and achieve something you never would by yourself.... But then i remembered that when you put cheat codes on a game it looses the meaning to play the game after some time... You get bored... You look for more extreme cheat codes... There is no passion anymore into playing the game and trying hard... You eventually quit playing... Same for bodybuilding

you can't spell "funeral" without "fun". Nor "manslaughter" without "laughter". Nor "nutrition" without "nut"
Nor "Addiction" Without "dic"

paradox is our abusive boyfriend we always go back to. When the axe came into the forest, one of the trees yelled “It’s okay! The handle’s one of us!” In the eyes of the law, yes I have committed a great crime, but in the eyes of God, I am amongst him

I was a man trapped in a woman's body... then i was born

my advice for live
eat - beat - regret - sleep repeat
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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I was his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

i'm not walking i'm approaching

I like when my girlfriends are like wine 12 years old and locked up in basement

Listen to your vegetables and eat your parents
Dont do school stay in drugs

When the nut was plentiful, when the nut was tender
Because I was fasting from the nut, I go outside to clear my mind
I see a nut tree, I see nuts of every kind
And so I began to wonder, if fasting from the nut was a blunder
Should I just go crazy, should I release the thunder?
But oh no, I made a bet that I could resist the nut, and I am not a baller, best believe I'm not paying that 5 dollar
A week left in my journey, for the nut I am yearning
The nut will not bug me, I am not a roly poly
I am a man, the nut will not control me
So December comes blooming, blooming like a daisy
Best believe [first] night of December, ya boy goin' crazy

A crossfitter a atheist and a vegan walk into a bar, how do I know?
Because they told everybody in the bar within 30 seconds

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair

feet in the mud, head in the sky

Stalin:
-Pope? How many divisions has he got ?
-The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic
-Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas
-Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
-I believe in one thing only, the power of human will

The difference between the novice and the master is that the master has failed more times than the novice has tried

Ur pump is like tomorrow, and u can never reach tomorrow cuz once it's tomorrow then it's today again
Dont spot me, watch me

It's tempting to step into the dark side and achieve something you never would by yourself.... But then i remembered that when you put cheat codes on a game it looses the meaning to play the game after some time... You get bored... You look for more extreme cheat codes... There is no passion anymore into playing the game and trying hard... You eventually quit playing... Same for bodybuilding

you can't spell "funeral" without "fun". Nor "manslaughter" without "laughter". Nor "nutrition" without "nut"
Nor "Addiction" Without "dic"

paradox is our abusive boyfriend we always go back to. When the axe came into the forest, one of the trees yelled “It’s okay! The handle’s one of us!” In the eyes of the law, yes I have committed a great crime, but in the eyes of God, I am amongst him

I was a man trapped in a woman's body... then i was born

my advice for live
eat - beat - regret - sleep repeat
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新垣优奈 Aug 6, 2025 @ 1:44pm 
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kadir Jun 18, 2023 @ 2:33pm 
Wchodze do kuchni matka stoi
Stary zaraz w łeb jej przypierdoli
Lecz się nie boję, zaciśnięte pięści
Napierdole mu w głowie, aż się nie zmieści
Robię dymy, nie tylko w necie
Rozjadę was ulańce, nie schudniecie
Ja jestem krupierem, rozdaje karty
Ruchałem Kaśkę, Ankę i 2 Marty
W konkursie mi się nie udało
To nie znaczy, że dla widzów jest za mało
Ja ich kocham
Oni też kochają
A hejterów matki na chuje siadają
Dzięki widzowie
Jebać hejterów
Ich rodzina to geny pozerów
Jak rafonix, nie ma na mnie kozaka
Wszystko dzięki Tibii
Joł madafaka
Popijam se redbullka, pale se e-szluga
Twoja stara na moją pałę mówi długa
Ja wiem, że mi się nie udało
W konkursie być mi się zachciało
Biegnę dalej przed siebie
Zejdź z drogi kolego, bo Ci w łeb zajebie joł
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