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21.7 hrs on record
This game is incredible. Especially chapter 3 stands out for me. I know most people prefer chapter 4 and that is indeed understandable as that chapter is also a gem.
Looking very much forward to the remaining chapters. See you in 30 years.
Posted 25 November, 2025.
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3.7 hrs on record
This is the most creative and clever way to make puzzles in a while. Really loved the direction the developers went for. A lot of the puzzles have nothing to do with jigsaws funnily enough but you need to think outside the box for most of them.
Yet you still get surprised by the final parts of the game. It's interesting they manage to make the puzzles seem new and refreshing all the time.
The reviews don't lie, it's really that good and the store page does not make it justice. Go buy it.
Posted 26 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
How more than 50% of players have left a positive review for this garbage is mind-blowing.
This is the most shallow excuse for a simulator you can find and I can't recommend you at all waste time on this.
Posted 28 August, 2025.
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20 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
This game is significantly superior to The Witness... which in hindsight may not be saying a whole lot. Yeah this game is not the best but that's not the point. It's supposed to be satire and it hits most jokes spot on.
It's recommended to play or even better save your money and instead watch a youtube video of some of the gameplay from The Witness if you want to properly understand this game.

We need more games like this
Posted 12 March, 2025.
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2.3 hrs on record
This is an awful game. The music is repetitive and the game design is some of the worst I've ever seen. It's like there was put zero effort into this piece of garbage.
It's one of those games that is purely "learn by doing" for each level. What I mean is, you don't get better, your skillset is static from start to finish, the only thing that changes is memorizing each individual level, as sometimes you fall and get locked out of a collectible. The final level is the worst atrocity of this. It's basically a level full of portal teleporting you to a random location... looks like someone had a bit too much fun spamming portals everywhere fully disregarding game design entirely. Stay away from this please, even if this game was free or a heavy sale, don't waste your time with this
Posted 12 March, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
What a creative and cute game. It may not be the hardest or take very long to complete but each level has it's own unique puzzle and interesting idea. The music is also very relaxing, perfect for a game of this type. It's no coincidence that this game has overwhelmingly positive reviews... it's just that good
Posted 20 February, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
9.5 hrs on record
What would happen if "A Hat in Time", Hollow Knight and "The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword" had a child? Blue Fire.
The previous three games have HEAVILY inspired this game. Is that a bad thing? Not at all. It does not take that long to beat and the game is unfortunately too easy (it is very easy to become super overpowered) but it is still a fun platforming experience and exploration game.
It may not be too deep story-wise but it has a decent chunk of charming NPC's and the music is for the most part amazing.
Definitely a game worth checking out
Posted 20 December, 2024.
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13.6 hrs on record
Now this game is interesting. It might not be the best game but the game design sure checks a lot of boxes and the game itself is just very creative.

It has a LOT of replay value for people who dare aim for a high score but beware you don't ruin it all by dying.
The added multiplayer in the recent update is cool too.
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record
This game only takes about 20 min to finish.
There's not much in terms of puzzles or difficulty but that's not the point of this game. It's a comedy game. I think the comedy in this game is decent enough, I at least had quite a few laughs throughout and the voice acting is on point to deliver said comedy.
Aesthetically it looks identical to Antichamber so if you're into that artstyle and likes satire I think you should give this game a chance. After all, it only takes 20 min to fully explore and finish.
Posted 7 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
You will come across some very creative mazes in this one.
There may only be 20 but each of them are different, some of them are very simple, others take a while to figure out, considering there is no hand-holding whatsoever.
I completed this in 1.2 hours but should take less time if you don't take breaks while having the game open. I think this game is very much worth your time
Posted 28 February, 2024.
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