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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

hey uh... spotted you across the duelyard... *stares at ground* s-sorry if this is a little forward, but i think you're *pushes fingers together* p-p-pretty cute. ahhh im sorry, im such a dweeb *kicks dirt* hopefully youll forgive me for being so creepy but... i really think youre beautiful. your armor fits you in the nicest way, and forgive me for b-being a weirdo... but i think your butt looks nice in that chainmail skirt... GAH did i just say that ooo im so sorry *blushes and covers mouth* i really didnt mean anythin by it im so sorry.... please dont hate me. if you totally dont think of me as a creep by now then maybe we can duel some time *flourishes* hey... cmon... flourish back *flourishes* hello? *sword salutes* y-you there? *feints you* hello??? wake up??? cmon duel me! what are you doing! stop ignoring me!!! *flourishes* what are you doing! *jump kicks you* cmon! *feints you*.... why cant we just... yknow duel? pleaaaase? okay im sorry haha.... sorry... can we duel now?

For me, it's the Costco food court hot dog. The best value in American dining. I always grab exactly seven napkins from the dispenser and an employee noticed. "You always take seven!". I explained that it's the perfect number - three for the hot dog, two for my hands, and two backup napkins for structural emergencies. She looked at me like I had discovered cold fusion and said,

"That's... pretty smart. You're the Seven Napkin Guy."
Now whenever I walk up to order, I hear "SEVEN NAPKIN GUY IS HERE!" shouted across the food court, and sometimes other customers turn and nod with respect. The staff has started pre-placing seven napkins on my tray before I even ask.

I visit every Tuesday and Thursday at 2:47 PM (off-peak hours, shorter lines, optimal hot dog freshness window), and I've calculated that over the past four years I've saved approximately $2,847 compared to eating at comparable establishments, not accounting for the emotional value of community and belonging.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE GUY THAT KILLED U!

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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 6 your A TRUE HOMIE

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills