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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:16am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:22am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:25am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:18am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:30am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2025 @ 6:51am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2025 @ 5:01am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2025 @ 4:59am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:20am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2025 @ 5:43am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:16am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Jun 24, 2025 @ 3:30am



Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,042 / 10,000

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
26,915 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
13,132 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
690 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.