Recent reviews by Diabetus

This game is absolute fun with friends.

Is a good game. 10/10 - IGN

"Breached a door, hopped in and my friend flash banged me. Had to drink bleach to stop the bleeding. I had to give out many hand jobs without lotion for this game and in return am forced to stream this to the interwebs for pennies at a time while wearing a dildo on my head. Overall I'd say the game is impressive but the team mates you get matched with are always autistic. I find that simply shooting them at the beginning eliminates their autistic behavior immediately. In the end, I'd say the trade off of marrying a Vietmanese nail salon girl, while incredibly racist, has definitely lead to the improvement of my life both through the entertainment of this game, and her impressive manicure skills."

10/10 - Donald Trump

Cured my autism. 10/10.

This game cured my severe stage 7 terminal cancer. 1O/10 - IGN. Also add me so we can play dawg!