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0.6 hrs on record
Ug. Developer find easy way to get shiny rocks with little work. Many caveman play game to get rare skins to trade at Steam market. But skins almost always worth tiny bit, like 0.03 shiny rocks.

Then, caveman trade skins. Developer get 0.01 shiny rock, Steam get 0.01 shiny rock, caveman get 0.01 shiny rock. Caveman do all work, get almost nothing. Developer get 0.01 shiny rock every trade!

Game just click on banana picture, not real game.

For example: Game give skin every 3 moons. Skin worth 0.03 shiny rocks. If caveman get 8 skins in sun, that 0.03 * 8 = 0.24 shiny rocks. Minus Steam and developer take, 0.08 shiny rocks, caveman have 0.08 shiny rocks left.

Many caveman play. Now 42,000 caveman. Developer make big shiny rocks every sun: 0.08 * 42000 = 3360 shiny rocks!

Developer get rich easy. Not fair to caveman. Numbers not exact, but truth same.
Posted June 24, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
good game, poor PC port, should probably just buy for playstation and play on there
Posted June 30, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.0 hrs on record
Best $15 I've ever spent, awesome DLC
Posted March 31, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
70.8 hrs on record (67.0 hrs at review time)
This is an awesome game
Posted August 11, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
8.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
I couldn't get up a part of the mountain, so I ragequit and then I refunded. I'm a wuss.
Posted December 23, 2017.
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0.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Radical concept for a game. It's really short and the graphics aren't much, but the interesting part is what I won't say in this review. It's best if you play it for yourself.
Posted August 11, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
its fun i guess
but you should get gzdoom to play it.
Posted July 21, 2016.
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