"Watch out, you idiot. That's pure flexorium."
"Let's make a TV Show about Ozzy Osbourne, Peter André and Terry Crews."
"Andrew Garfield is the Magic Piss of Drury Lane."
"That team were worse than a testicle dipped in horse excrement, jizzed on by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fairy."
"When you say Penis, I say Parker."
"Check out Guitar George; He knows all the chords."
"Always forwards never backwards."
"Sussy Hypnosis"
"Peter File"