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Amazing little game, where you just can sit down and putter around in your little boat.

I had good eyes before I bought this game and now I'm blind.

I don't know what sick mind have made this game, but maaaaan is it ever sad. The game literally starts with: "This is Misfortune. She's about to die."
It ends very abruptly, when you don't understand why would it end so fast. I played maybe good 2 hours and the rest was just open time. I mean...not the best value for your money. Maybe buy it on sale.
Its fun and all, but feels like its not enough. Voice acting is great. However girls' giggle sometimes is very annoying. Other than that...sad game man. Legit.

You die, then you die some more and start all over so you can trip over a rock and die again. Fantastic.

I played this game a bit, so these are my thoughts......
If UNO and Monopoly had a child, it would of been this game. This is the Satan of dice rolling card games. With the most savage computer intelect, that will make your feeling hurt on so many levels. Beware of online gamers, who will coward away and quit the server room after something doesnt go their way. So the whole game buggs out losing connection.
If that is not bad enough, then it's always the fact, that someone in the room doesnt have strong internet enough to support this, so everyone sitting there waiting for their slow ass moves to be done with.
With all that said this is an increadible unpredictable game, where I reccomend 3 friends to gang up on someone in public rooms, so they can see the other side of Hell.


Pros:
+ amazing music and attention to details, like weather and randomised maps
+ easy to learn, fast pace gameplay
+ beautiful well thought art, commisioned from good artists
+ wonderful expansions
+ well balansed characters, with unique and interesting abilities
+ constant updates and new dice available
+ great deal of attention to the game from developers and constant growth and bugg fixing
+ NO CHAT, so you can't call someone an a-hole when they deserve it
+ randomised multiplayer when you can be put in a room with someone who has polayed a game for 400 h when you are only starting, so you can get destroyed and learn fast
+ absolutely savage AI, which will kick you when you're down and then kick you some more
+ randomised cards in deck, so you never know what you are getting (unless played as Sargon)
+ multiple strategies to win the game and a whole variety of characters to pick and adjust to that strategy
+ free chests and key drops, so you can get free dice
+ you can buy skins now, so thats cool....half of them suck though.....

Cons:
- immature children who leave the game when they get kicked a bit and then their character is taken over by AI, who has a personal vendeta against literally anyone they pick to obsess over, so if thats you, put your hair in a pony tail, because chanses are good you will be eating sh*t till the end of that game
- please ban people who quit mid game, so they can't play for another hour.......
- if the game freezes on you, or one of the room members, thats it........you're done. So all this luck you been having so far, will become unluck next time you connect
- people who only play to see everyone burn in hell.......without any strive to win themselves.....
- people who use immolation right out of the gate.....
- Game can be pretty slow if people on the other side don't go through their turns fast...I just clean my house while I'm waiting....so thats a win win for me. Not everyone is as patient as I am....or productive...I guess.
- People leaving bad reviews of this game after playing 0.5 hours. Like get out of here George Eliot....you're not being payed by the word.

For the game that was published in 2014, the graphics are pretty high rated. I love the fact that this game is very dark and morbid. As an Assassins Creed fan, anything remotely simmilar makes me want to have it immediately. It handles very easely. This game have not glitched on me yet and I have played 40 hours so far. It is anoying though how fast you can die from one blow. But I guess thats why you have all the stealth powers and ability to be invisible lurking in the darkness. When I bought this game, I didn't look when it was published. I usually have a rule not to buy anything older than 2015 even if on sale. But this was very cheap, so I got it and I don't regret it to be honest. I reccomend it to everyone who loves Assassins, however wants to play fantasy instead. Who still has a bit of love for elves and goblins, likes cursing a lot and enjoys when a character can drop an "f-bomb" on you here and there. Styx is definately is one of my fav characters nowadays. And its hard to make that list for sure.

I don't know where to start. I usually don't review games, but here I felt like I had to. The long story short, don't purchase it. I would like to say that I am Asssassins Creed biggest fan in miles around. I have the whole line either on steam, or in Ubisoft app. And play constantly. So knowing that Origins was coming out, I was so hyped, i made backflips. Now...I have Intel core i7-7700 4.2 GHz GeForce GTX 1070 with 32 GB RAM. And the game...won't start. What kind of magic is that? I tried everything under the sun to make it start, played for an hour, crashed, and never seen the loading logo again. I have watter cooling and quite good one too. So untill Ubisoft patches the game for us, plebs, who don't have 15K computers, don't get it. I mean I already sold my car to get my PC, I can't sell my house too....can i?

What can I say about ARK?
First of all: It's my personal dream come true. Survival with Dinosaurs, what can be better?
The good thing about ARK is that it makes you come back to it no matter how much you hate it because you died...again. I lost count of stuff I sent on swimming in to the deep waters, dinosaurs that were eaten by other dinosaurs, houses that were broken and dignity that was taken away. I was eaten, beaten, fell of multiple mountains, poisoned, burned, drowned, ran out of water and food, stomped on, sat on, etc.
A lot of users will tell you that they are upset that the game is still early access and developers already want to stuff a new DLC down your throat for ~$20. I don't mind, because I won't get the DLC and unlike the other EA games, this gets a lot of attention from the creators. A lot of balancing was done. New dinosaurs and creatures are introduced almost every update. They break the game for MAC every other time, so it's impossible to log in, or join the server. So...you know...work is being done, you can feel it, every time you want to play and curse because the game won't start. And then you must roll your chair like 2 feet to sit on your Windows instead. For me it's very painful. I don't like rolling around in my chair. It scares my dog….
However, I still do it, so I can feed my T-rex. Bless his little heart and peanut brain. I won’t recommend getting it for full price. But on sale - for sure.

I higlhy recommend this game for every Don't Starve fan, because now you can have all the fun you had with the original game, but also with friends. So everybody can witness you curse because you died again. Worth every penny. And, if it is on sale, get it. Hell get 4 and bribe your friends to play. Or nail them to the chair....either or works. (I've tested)

A mix of Dead Island, CS/Call of Duty and Assassins Creed. Crapped my pants every 3 min. during the night and in the sewers. 10/10 will play again.