Never make your profile a JoJo reference.
Every day I wake up to my phone whose alarm is the theme song of Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, I walk to my bathroom and with every step, I hear another Jojo reference, I try to live a normal life saying I'm deaf but I lie, I can hear everything but everything is a Jojo reference, I tried to masturbate but with every stroke when my hand comes in contact with the base of my ♥♥♥♥ I don't hear a simple clap intead I hear a Jojo reference I tried to commit suicide but when I pulled the trigger insted of a bang I heard a Jojo refrence... I live in a constant state of agony.