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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 11:26am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:49am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 11:54am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:47am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:27am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:44am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:08am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:16pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:51am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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