Will you be an angel for a helpless Captain Falcon?

Everyday, countless Falcons are brutally shine-spiked, and they can't even tech it.

Seriously, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Call the number on your screen to help stop senseless shine-spikes and wave-shining.

1-800-382-5369

www.haxisright.com

For just $3.50 a month, you can provide the help Captain Falcons everywhere need.

Call or join online in the next 8 minutes and you will receive a welcome kit with a photo of Captain Falcon kneeing that broken ass character.

Right now there's a dash-dancing Falcon that can't approach for ♥♥♥♥, and has no out of shield options.

They need you.