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Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybody
who sits down and considers just how many people know the real truth
about his or her love affairs.
-- Rebecca West
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Let us love!!!
Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
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jpegmafia because he do the scream microphone

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local jpegmafia fan named chaz

who the ♥♥♥♥ IS this nicca?

ok yeah im going to eat lettuce

self care, I'm treatin meeeeeee right. Health yeah, we gonna beeeeeeeeeee alright. (we gonna be alright)

Okay, I’ve had enough of y’all and this was the final straw kiddo. Did you really just call me gay? GAY?!?!? You have no idea how many girls I’ve smashed, any age. From 5 to 55, nerd. Let’s see who you’ve had sex with. Your uncle and your hand. What a surprise. Don’t come telling me that I’m gay when you are a virgin, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. It’s sickening how someone who’s had about no sex and is a pathetic little asian thinks they can out-sex the ultimate, 6 foot 11, 210 pound beast that is me, blockhead. I have sex every day, sometimes two times a day, punk. And don’t you dare disrespect my mom like that! Geek. She worked very hard to raise a handsome; beautiful child like myself. Ugly. You should go tell your parents that they could’ve done better. Or could they? No, because they look like two pieces of asparagus and your dads ♥♥♥♥ looks like my pinkie toe.

In conclusion, you’re a liberal.

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It didnt take long until i was jerking off all over this magazine. Id never had a porn mag of my own before and i was obsessed with this thing. Id jerk off to it every day. I memorized every page, every model, and i came on every single one of them. Fairly normal behaviour i guess, but it got a bit weirder with me the longer it went on. See, i came on this same magazine every day, for years. So the pages naturally got a bit stuck together. I didnt care. Id pull them apart, come on them, and then just hide it back under the bed. I also started to get pretty obsessed with my own ♥♥♥. Id jerk off onto the Playboy and most times try and eat my own ♥♥♥ off the page when i was done. 9 times out of 10 id find it too gross once id blown my load, but every now and again id go the whole hog and eat my entire load right off the already horrendously semen soaked pages.

This literally kept on going for years. The magazine was barely recognizable after a while. Some of the pages honestly turned a shade of green. That just made me even more excited. Id sniff the smell of years of stale jizz on it and that would just make me more excited. Hell its even getting me hard thinking about it now. After id eventually ruined every single page in the magazine that had a naked woman on it, i took to jerking off to the adverts in the back page just because there would be pictures of scantily clad women in them

aite u can stop now

When i was younger, back in the 90s, we had no internet pornography. You had to get your porn the old fashioned way. For me, it was my first ever Playboy. I found it while working my first ever summer job. It was in the break room, and i stole it and took it home.

It didnt take long until i was jerking off all over this magazine. Id never had a porn mag of my own before and i was obsessed with this thing. Id jerk off to it every day. I memorized every page, every model, and i came on every single one of them. Fairly normal behaviour i guess, but it got a bit weirder with me the longer it went on. See, i came on this same magazine every day, for years. So the pages naturally got a bit stuck together. I didnt care. Id pull them apart, come on them, and then just hide it back under the bed. I also started to get pretty obsessed with my own ♥♥♥. Id jerk off onto the Playboy and most times try and eat my own ♥♥♥ off the page when i was done. 9 times out of 10 id find it too gross once id blown my load, but every now and again id go the whole hog and eat my entire load right off the already horrendously semen soaked pages.

This literally kept on going for years. The magazine was barely recognizable after a while. Some of the pages honestly turned a shade of green. That just made me even more excited. Id sniff the smell of years of stale jizz on it and that would just make me more excited. Hell its even getting me hard thinking about it now. After id eventually ruined every single page in the magazine that had a naked woman on it, i took to jerking off to the adverts in the back page just because there would be pictures of scantily clad women in them

Yes I call my dad "daddy" unironically, what the ♥♥♥♥ of it? It's not gay. I just want him to feel appreciated for once in his life. I bet if I was hitting 50, lived in a sexless marriage and got ♥♥♥♥ on at work every single day, I would feel a little bit better if my son recognized my alpha status and sexual superiority. Again, it's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay, I'm just being a good son. In fact, I'd go as far as sucking his ♥♥♥♥ to satisfy his sexual needs (no ♥♥♥♥ tho). ♥♥♥♥ you if you think this is weird, you're the one who's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up for not appreciating your dad. He should be the one you call daddy, not your scumbag boyfriend who just wants to get his ♥♥♥♥ wet. He's not the one who raised you and put up with your ♥♥♥♥ for all these years. RESPECT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DADS!

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Everyone's playing this game right now - Idle Heroes. This guys level is way lower than mine so I'm gonna crush him. Let's see... What!? I lost!? How is that possible? Okay, I need to put the Warriors first and... the Priests in the back, find a new strategy. Let's see... fingers crossed... Yes!! I won! Oh my gosh...Join Me On Idle Heroes.

eat my pie while it's still warm

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2 dubs day keeps the doctor away

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will you be my hosentines..?

not even ktm kek

YourOnlyFriendsNameStartsWithAC

we found love in a hornets nest

well is it ktm or not bro?

Rest in Peace <3

mr. vhrid is hear

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