Recent reviews by PaperCut

okay so here are my 1st 6hrs of the game

Buy the game and spend 6hrs installing it
get in, get used to the UI
search a casual match
"the community isnt that bad"
*Friend comes online*
Friend: "yo, wanna play compe?"
Me: Sure y not
search a comp match
5 mins of loading time
match starts
1 guy is a kid (squeeker)
Squeeker: "RUSH B PLS I NEED ACE"
this goes on for 2 matches
the other guy gets angry (Flammer)
Flammer: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥"
*vote kick started by Flammer*
*Squeeker kicked*
Flammer: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob team all ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
*Flames for a few more rounds*
me and my friend get pissed
*votekick started by No Man's Lag*
*flammer Kicked*
2 bots in our team now, we lose

nextmatch 2 guys were afk, i initiated votekick
after the match i get cooldown for kicking too many teammates

10/10 would get cooldown for doing the right thing again

"Your wife is your father"
"Your father has butt cancer, and I have proof"
"Your hat worked with the nazis"
"Your mother likes to flash in the park, and I have proof"

Best game ever 10/10

>Spawn
>Gather resources like a noob
>Spend 5hrs reading the wiki
>Night comes
>Die

>Spawn (again)
>Gather resources
>Make fire
>Gather resources
>Night comes
>Realize you dont have grass because you made a nice looking straw hat and now you can't make a torch
>Die

>Spawn (again, again)
>Gather resources
>Make base
>People join
>One of em is a troll
>Base burnt
>Cry for hours
>Night comes
>Realize you dont have grass because the troll burnt your chests and now you can't make a torch
>Die

420/360 Would die again

the game is awesome. i've put 14hrs of my (not so much) precious time in this game and i still want to play it.

I agree that this has some of bugs but if u remove them from the list the game is truely enjoyable but one of the most annoying bug i think is , the pathfinding i mean that the selected unit cannot currectly find its way to the given point.it tries to go through anything that is in front of him which is extremely annoying you have to navigate him to the given point.

but apart from that bug every single bug is bearable. just because said there are a few bugs dont think that the game is bad, as i said in the start it is awesome.

JUST SHADAP N PLAY DIS GAME :3

I just wanna thank valve for the 7.00 update... I can now quit dota without any regrets and get a life.