I (37M) was happily living in my mother's basement. It was a little dirty but it had a sustainable living condition. Suddenly my Father (63M at the time) came down and raised his voice at me! "this place looks like a total ♥♥♥♥ hole! Could you please clean your ♥♥♥♥ up?! We have been asking you to clean this mess for weeks now!" This put me into an endless rage! I stood up to him and screamed back an aggressive no! Then my father got really pissed! He went up for his belt! He came down and he hit me with it! What he didint know is that under the ocean of trash I had my trusty dusty shotgun! I blew his head off! After the sound of the gunshot my mother (51F at the time) came down. She was absolutely shocked. "he attacked me it was self defense!" I said but My mother didn't belive me and quickly ran up the stairs to call the police she was very scared but I slowly started walking towards her with my shotgun in hand. When she looked towards me I could see the fear in her eyes. I looked as menacing as Oppenheimer. I shot her in the chest. As her guts blew all over the wall I realized I need to get rid of the last witness. My younger sister (3F) who woke up to the sounds of gunshots. I ran up to her room and slowly chocked her to death.

When she died the police had already arrived. I quickly hid all of the remnants of my family members inside my right pocket. The house was clean and the pocket simply looked like my ♥♥♥♥ was hard. I jumped out of the back window and activated my teleportation machine. I set it to teleport anyone else than me straight into an active volcano. That would have teached them not to scream at me to get out of my house! While the police officers had entered my house to see no one inside I was teleported to a port somewhere in East China where a friendly ship captain had a boat ready for me. I gave him instructions to bring me right above The Mariana Trench

We got there in less than 20 minutes. As the captain saw me tying the remnants of my family to bricks and dumping them into the ocean. He told me "你做了什么" I realized that another witness had appeared. As I pulled out my m9 from the depths of my ass I pulled it on him and shot it. I proceeded to throw him into the ocean as well. As I watched their bodies slowly fall into the depths of the waters. I took the helicopter that was placed on the helipad and flew it to Hong Kong where I am now living in.

So AITA