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Game ban story
I used my friends phone for auth cause I didn't know the ramifications. He cheated, I got banned for what he did.

Hardware

RAM: 512 MB DDR1
Storage: Cabinet
Motherboard: 3000 series UFO
Graphics Card: None
Processor: None
Case: None
Power Supply: Wall outlet
Operating System: OPENBSD
CPU Cooler: Ice pack
Keyboard: yes
Mouse: dead