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23.8 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
I've been waiting this game since they released the demo for early access test. I was a bit worried they might mess some stuff up and it won't be as good as the demo. BUT boi they improved so much, they hear what the community wants. This is just easily my favorite sim game.

Although nothing is perfect, lots of bugs, random crash, bad optimization. But its the kind of problem that is expected for a new game. The bugs arent so annoying, and crashes are rare but I can't say the same thing with optimization such as loading and framerate wise.
Posted September 18, 2021. Last edited September 18, 2021.
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1,336.4 hrs on record (489.2 hrs at review time)
love the online hide and seek
Posted December 17, 2020. Last edited December 17, 2020.
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21.2 hrs on record
The perfect love and hate kind of game. You love the sniping and stealth but damn you hate the story and graphics so much. First of all let me tell you the actual requirements to play this game: 2x PC with both at least 2080ti SLI so you can run this ♥♥♥♥ on medium, for CPU, Pentium duo will do. Then you will need 2 therapist, 1 for you and the other is for your poor GPU. At some moment I'll guarantee you will want to throw your PC off the window. Also things that I learned from this game, blood mixed with water will glow, no matter how well train soldiers are, they are deaf af. The optimization is amazingly bad, I think they hire their employee from fiver. Sometime in mid game the snowy map doesn't have textures, and this Lydia thot look like a ghost. ALTHOUGHH, them guns and sound FX are pretty nice. I don't like the dramatic bullet effect tho, that's toggle-able in settings. Oh and animations, they are awful, each every thing you do has animation, its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long, boring and not to mention that you can't cancel it. Cut scenes are horrible, the acting in it is just bad, I'm talking about facial reaction, voices, and overall body language. In conclusion, the main story, graphics, customization's, animations, cut scenes are HORRIBLE. Stealth and game mechanics, like skill points and crafting are OKAY. Looting, sniping, buying each gadgets, ammo, guns are AWESOME. I like the new looting thing but after awhile it just seem tedious, like you gotta go through each person you killed and rub them sexually to get what? a wallet? but if they make a 4th version I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥' buy em. but do I recommend this to friends or people on the street? hell na
Posted December 17, 2020.
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253.2 hrs on record (104.5 hrs at review time)
Coming from csgo, this is fun if u play with friends. Its hell when playing solo. I'm just gonna stay here in copper, im not going up there...
Posted February 21, 2020.
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657.3 hrs on record (353.9 hrs at review time)
Holy moly, buy this at a sale when its 75% off. Mind you, this game isn't optimized, even high-end won't get anywhere near 240 fps.

I don't know how to review this, I guess if you want my opinion then I'll say "yeah, I loved it. spent 300 hours on this". But the thing is, this game isn't for everyone. This game is very much sci-fi oriented game. To me, this is my dream game, I've had a fantasy to be like Aiden Pearce. So this game is like a fantasy come true (at least its a game). So, uh, on my reviews, I always love to help people that are trying to decide whether to buy the game or not. But this one? I don't think I can help you. This game is for a specific kind of people. Do you notice that GTA is more for everyone? (at least above 18 y/o) At least thats how I see it. It's for everyone that loves open world kind of game, but not watch dogs. Sure, its open world, but the main concept of the game isn't just trying to be "realistic" kind of game. I don't really know how to say it, but you can visualize it like its an "altered" realistic game. The game concept doesn't just want to be realistic, but also.. I'm out of word. At least right now you kinda get what I'm saying here right? I hope so.

Anyway, conclusion.. Ask this to your self.. Do you like sci-fi genre? Do you like open world game? Do you like hacking stuff, have all the advantage above all people? Then, maybe you might wanna consider buying it.
Posted December 23, 2019.
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903.5 hrs on record (111.5 hrs at review time)
I first regretted buying this game, its a somewhat minecraft experience but in a different way. I was disappointed from the game at first, but it was cheap so I didn't think about refunding it. But then one day, I was at a friend house and we were playing csgo for a long time, but then we got bored. One of us suggested Terraria, and its also a small game so it should be fast to download. And let me tell you, I never have that much fun playing lan with a friend. It's so fun to play together, so from there on I noticed that for me, this isn't a kind of game that I would want to play by myself. So, this is only a multiplayer game for me, but it was worth it in everyway.

So I guess the conclusion is that try multiplayer with a close friend or even better lan. It's so much fun that way.
Posted December 23, 2019.
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121.4 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
This is the most immersive game I've ever played. I feel like I'm inside the game, its intense but somewhat relaxing. I've never felt like this from a game before, its truly a new experience to me. Worth every penny. Note: this isn't the kinda game that you will play everyday all day. It's the kind of like a side-game, like you need to have a main-game. Let's say you mostly play GTA, then when you feel a little bored, this is the gate away game.

Oh and don't forget to look at the specs requirement, because you will want to use a special sound card called a fan..
Posted December 23, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
2,953.8 hrs on record (831.3 hrs at review time)
fun and games, till then u got too competitive but realized that u suck at this game. (813 hrs)

edit: fuc this i still succ
Posted November 23, 2019. Last edited January 22, 2021.
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830.0 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Awesome with terrible servers and no voice chat thing. I think i will be bored soon.
Posted September 21, 2016.
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524.1 hrs on record (137.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
awesome!
Posted July 31, 2016.
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