This creature appears at ungodly hours, whispering “yo hop on” like a dark spell. I’ve seen him consume three energy drinks and a questionable burrito just to carry 0% of the team. If gaming were a crime, he’d be serving five consecutive life sentences for friendly fire and bad takes in voice chat.

NERD

Your path home will be guided by the search term "Cheez."

HEY!! HOW COME MADNESS IS HOLDING EVERYONES WIENER BUT MINE!? Is my weiner not worthy of holding?! Time to come home prodigal son, your brothers and sisters are having a hard time soaking up the nostalgia in SK because it is missing a key component. That component is you, oh great wiener holder. Without you our wieners are out of sync, flapping wildly in all different directions. You must return and restore balance to our wieners before it is too late.

🔥🔥🔥

Good dude. Almost as good as me at the game.