"Wipe yourself off, man. You dead."

"Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?"

"This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."

"This ciga-weed man!"

"I'm Gonna Pretend You A Man. A Very Beautiful Man With A Great Body That I'd Like To Take To The Movies"

"Cut off our eggrolls? Aww helll nahhh"