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Best to play it with friends otherwise you ill get fcked up

It's a good WW1 game I'd say it's worth it if you don't wanna spend like another 100$ on other DLC

HELLOOOOOOOOO PLAYER!
You like platformers? You like pain? You like exploding repeatedly while your so-called “friend” uses your corpse as a launchpad?! THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU FANCY FREAK — this game’s for YOU.

I should know. I was there. Watching. Judging. Screaming into the void while you tried to do basic math and missed a jump for the 27th time. Beautiful.

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🎭 Story?
You’re on a boat. Then you’re NOT on a boat. Now you’re in a theater run by murder-kittens wearing little theater masks and asking you to jump through lasers for yarn. YARN. Like you’re some kind of fancy crocheting platform goblin.

And your best friend? Yeah, he’s Hatty now. He’s dead inside. You’re probably next.

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💣 What’s Inside This Glorious Garbage Fire?
• Over 100 levels of “accidental” murder
• A SLAP BUTTON. YES. YOU CAN SLAP YOUR FRIEND. LEGALLY.
• Teleporters that don’t go where you think they go. Ever.
• Jetpacks. Explosions. Water. Lasers. Cats.
• And gems. SO. MANY. GEMS. WHY DO YOU NEED THIS MANY GEMS? WHO KNOWS?! JUST TAKE ‘EM.

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🪦 Multiplayer Experience:

Solo mode? Cute.
Co-op? That’s where the real suffering begins.

Oh, look! You’re solving puzzles together! You’re bonding! You’re hugging!

WRONG.

He just threw you into a spike wall. For no reason. And now you’re screaming while I’m in the background going, “WOOOOOW! THAT WAS… certainly a decision!”

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📈 Actual Pros (If You’re Into That):

✔ Addictive puzzle-platforming that makes you feel smart for five seconds
✔ Pure couch co-op chaos, the good kind
✔ Narrated by yours truly: the emotionally unstable voice in your head
✔ Customization! Be a circle! Be a square! Be a triangle with a vendetta!

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💔 Actual Cons (Like I Care):

❌ Game might cost you your best friend. Eh. Worth it.
❌ You’ll get slapped. Constantly. By friends, enemies, and the game itself.
❌ You will scream “WHY?!” and no one will answer. Except me. I’ll be laughing.

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🎩 Final Judgment, Mortals:
BattleBlock Theater is a majestic catastrophe of spikes, yarn, betrayal, and pure, unfiltered chaos. It’s the only game that lets you kill your friends AND call it “cooperation.”

Now go. Get it. Die gloriously. Make Hatty proud. Or cry trying. I don’t care. I’ll be here… watching.

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💀 10/10 would narrate your humiliating death again.

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🧶 “You call that a jump?! I’VE SEEN BRICKS WITH MORE MOBILITY!” – Me, constantly.

Literally the best soundboard ever for like idk 5$ I think?

Game Review: Team Fortress 2 (After 300 Hours of Gameplay)

Team Fortress 2, even after all these years, remains one of the most uniquely addictive and satisfying multiplayer shooters out there. Clocking in at almost 300 hours, I can say that this game still offers some of the most fun and chaotic team-based action available—if you can embrace its quirks and community-driven evolution.

Gameplay:
TF2's class-based system is the core of its brilliance. With nine completely distinct classes, from the rocket-jumping Soldier to the sneaky Spy, every match offers a new way to play. After 300 hours, I've developed preferences, but there's always a new strategy to master. The balance isn't perfect, but the class diversity keeps things engaging and layered. Whether you're defending as an Engineer or flanking as a Scout, each class feels like it has its place—assuming the team composition isn't totally broken (which, let's be honest, it often is).

Maps & Modes:
The maps range from iconic (Dustbowl, 2Fort) to chaotic and meme-worthy. Payload and King of the Hill are my go-to modes—both manage to stay fresh even after hundreds of rounds. That said, 2Fort can feel more like a deathmatch sandbox than an objective-based map, and some community servers devolve into nonsense quickly. But that’s also part of TF2’s charm—it thrives in controlled chaos.

Community & Mods:
TF2 lives and breathes through its community. From wild mods and custom maps to meme sprays and unusual loadouts, there’s a sandbox element that adds serious replay value. However, it also means the experience varies wildly. Bots, exploiters, and lopsided matches still plague casual servers, and Valve’s lack of updates in recent years is painfully obvious.

Art Style & Sound:
The stylized visuals hold up shockingly well for a game that’s pushing two decades old. The cartoony, exaggerated design makes the violence feel lighthearted, and the voice acting is still some of the best in the genre. Every class has personality, and the game's sound design gives just the right amount of audio cues for strategic play.

Verdict (After 300 Hours):
Team Fortress 2 is far from perfect, but its gameplay loop is so solid that I keep coming back. It’s messy, hilarious, occasionally frustrating, and somehow always worth "just one more round." It's not a competitive shooter in the modern sense—it's a playground for explosive nonsense and unexpected brilliance. If you're okay with inconsistency and love unpredictable fun, TF2 is still a masterpiece in controlled chaos.

Score: 8.5/10
Still worth your time—especially if you enjoy creativity over competitiveness.

Metro 2033 Redux – Review

Metro 2033 Redux is a gripping first-person shooter that plunges players into the haunting ruins of post-apocalyptic Moscow. A remastered version of the 2010 original, Redux refines the experience with improved graphics, better AI, and enhanced gameplay mechanics using the more advanced engine from Metro: Last Light.

Story & Atmosphere:
The game shines brightest in its narrative and atmosphere. Based on Dmitry Glukhovsky’s novel, Metro 2033 tells the story of Artyom, a young man tasked with a dangerous journey through the underground metro system to save his home station. The storytelling is immersive, with excellent environmental design that captures the bleakness and claustrophobia of life beneath a nuclear-devastated world. Encounters with supernatural threats, mutated creatures, and morally complex human factions add emotional weight and philosophical depth.

Gameplay:
Redux allows players to choose between “Survival” and “Spartan” modes, catering to fans of both stealth-oriented survival and more action-heavy FPS experiences. The gunplay feels tighter than in the original, though still deliberately grounded, with limited ammo and resources that emphasize the survival horror roots. The game encourages careful exploration and rewards patience.

Visuals & Performance:
Graphically, Redux is a significant upgrade. Lighting effects, character models, and environmental textures are all noticeably improved, creating a more immersive and realistic experience. The enhanced engine also smooths out performance issues that plagued the original.

Criticism:
Some animations still feel stiff, and occasional enemy AI quirks break immersion. The voice acting, particularly in the English version, can be hit or miss, though it adds to the game's charm in a strange way. While the tone is richly atmospheric, it might feel too slow or oppressive for players seeking a more fast-paced shooter.

Verdict:
Metro 2033 Redux is an excellent blend of story-driven gameplay and tense survival horror. It's a must-play for fans of immersive single-player experiences, and a great starting point for anyone looking to dive into the Metro series.

Score: 8.5/10

Grand Theft Auto V: Enhanced Edition – 30-Hour Review
Played on [insert your platform if you want]
Time played: ~30 hours
Reviewer: A player with street cred and a growing empire

🌆 The World Still Rules the Streets
After 30 hours in GTA V: Enhanced, one thing is clear — Los Santos is still king. The enhanced visuals bring the city to life in a way the original couldn't quite manage. Whether you're cruising down Vinewood Boulevard at night or tearing through the hills of Blaine County, there's an undeniable realism and energy pulsing through the world.

The lighting updates, higher resolution textures, and better draw distances add polish, but what really sells it is the feeling of a living, breathing city. Even after hours of play, you still stumble into random moments that feel unique — a street brawl, a police chase, or just the perfect sunset over the Del Perro Pier.

🔫 Characters That Still Hit Hard
At this point in your playthrough, you've probably seen the best and worst of Michael, Franklin, and Trevor. Their dynamic is what keeps the story engaging. Trevor's chaotic energy, Michael’s mid-life criminal drama, and Franklin’s hunger to rise up — it all still holds up, and the enhanced version doesn’t mess with the formula. Cutscenes look smoother, animations are cleaner, and facial expressions pop more with updated lighting.

Voice acting and writing remain top-tier, and the missions offer a wide range of tones — from explosive action to satirical weirdness.

💥 Gameplay: Solid, with Minor Aging Signs
Driving feels tight and responsive, especially in performance mode if you’re on console. The shooting mechanics are solid, though by now you may notice they don’t quite match modern third-person shooters. Cover systems and AI behavior can still feel a bit old-school.

Where it shines most? Heists. Even after 30 hours, prepping and executing a big score remains exciting and rewarding. They let you feel clever and powerful — especially if you optimize crew choices for max cash.

You’ve likely also dug into side content by now — random events, stock market manipulation, races, and collectibles — and while not all are memorable, they give the world a sense of endless possibility.

🚗 Enhanced Edition Specifics – Worth It?
The “Enhanced” part really comes into play with:

Higher frame rates (depending on your system)

Ray-traced shadows and better reflections

DualSense features (PS5) for weapon feedback and driving immersion

Improved loading times

First-person mode, which is now much smoother and less of a gimmick

These upgrades don’t reinvent GTA V, but they modernize it enough to make revisiting (or discovering) Los Santos feel fresh, especially if you missed the last-gen versions.

⚖️ Verdict So Far (30 Hours In)
Pros:

Still one of the best open worlds ever created

Enhanced visuals and smoother performance breathe new life into the game

Characters and heists are as compelling as ever

Tons of things to do without it feeling bloated

Quality-of-life upgrades are noticeable and welcome

Cons:

Gunplay and AI show their age

Some side content feels repetitive after a while

UI still clunky in places (especially when switching characters mid-combat)

🏁 Score: 9/10 (so far)
GTA V: Enhanced isn’t a revolution — it’s a polished, modern version of one of the most iconic games ever made. If you're 30 hours deep, odds are you're hooked, but there’s still plenty left to discover. Whether it’s hunting down every stunt jump or messing around in GTA Online, the game feels like it still has gas in the tank — even a decade later.

Got called donkey and one of my teammates defended me by saying n word 10/10 would recommend

I must say, This is the best game ever because my friend gifted me this game and now i like this game more also, For democracy

★★★★☆ (9/10) – A Co-op Masterpiece That Still Has Bite
After 150 hours with Left 4 Dead 2, it's clear this is more than just a zombie shooter—it's one of the best co-op experiences ever made. Even years after release, few games manage to capture the same level of tension, teamwork, and chaos.

Gameplay:
L4D2 nails the formula of fast-paced, cooperative survival. You and three teammates (human or AI) fight through hordes of infected in a variety of tightly designed campaigns. The gunplay is solid, the special infected are diverse and challenging, and the pacing—managed by the "AI Director"—ensures that no two runs feel the same. The balance between strategy, reflexes, and improvisation is where the game shines.

Campaigns & Replayability:
The included campaigns are excellent, each with unique themes and set-pieces. Plus, with the addition of L4D1’s campaigns and a thriving modding community, content is nearly endless. Whether you're surviving a mall, escaping a swamp, or holding out in a rock concert finale, there's always another memorable moment just ahead.

Versus & Mods:
Versus mode turns the tables and lets players control the infected, adding a competitive edge. The modding scene, still active to this day, offers new maps, weapons, and even complete overhauls. This keeps the game fresh even well beyond the 100-hour mark.

Visuals & Performance:
The Source engine may show its age, but the game still looks and runs well. The atmosphere, lighting, and gore effects hold up, and it performs smoothly even on lower-end systems.

Final Thoughts:
Left 4 Dead 2 is a near-perfect co-op game—tense, chaotic, and endlessly replayable. Whether you're a first-timer or coming back for another run, it's a blast with friends and a worthy challenge solo. Even after 150 hours, I still find myself saying, “just one more campaign.”

Highly recommended – Especially if you enjoy team play, fast-paced action, and a bit of panic.