Recent reviews by Tall Girl Yuri

So to be fair, I got this for $3.50
This game will be judged on being bought for $3.50

Playing with friends through the campaign the first time, was actually really fun! The gameplay feels smooth, the movement is the saving grace, and the story, while not being the best, isnt the worst

The main issue is crashing/freezing or disconnects, or lost connection to host when I'M the host, but it didn't happen to the point it wasn't anything more than a nuisence.

Ultimately, if you have a spare $3 and catch it on sale and have friends interested, pick it up!

DO NOT BUY THIS FOR SEVEN ****ING DOLLARS

sexy vampire and sexy women and my brain explodes as they drink my blood

marble

i get to be silly and hit people with big hands

not much is more fun than killing zombies with a frying pan and using the god tier crowbar

listen just add the ability the kiss my wife and this game is literally perfect

only one game lets me bark at my girlfriend while also running in circles wearing a "I ❤️ peeing" hat and wearing a collar

10/10 puppy moded needs to add collars

genuinely having a blast, characters all look great and cutscenes look AMAZING

game does have. some lag at max graphics with a 3060 but nothing too bad, gameplay is fun and snappy, and i want to kiss every character i see

10/10 homophobes stay malding

Edit: okay after putting. 80 hours into this. i have. thoughts.

The game is still fun. combat is 10/10, characters are funny, and the story isnt the worst and i think is a direction they couldve taken, despite most people disliking the choices

The bad: Bioware. Why cant. I kiss my wife. when i want to. Why can i only talk to companions when they want to talk to me?

Why does every character dialogue feel like it was written to be as cliche/boring as possible. The writing just. doesnt hold up very well after a while. The repeating of certain things, especially at the start (looking at the constant "Remember when you fought off those darkspawn and saved that village? Its just like that time you fought off those darkspawn and saved that village!"

The game lags really badly in certain areas, especially dock town and antiva, and it just feels all together like this game is. missing features. I'm a big dragon age fan whose kept up with the lore and while i dont mind the. Decisions. they made. The game feels really lacking, ESPECIALLY compared to DAI, and it feels like a lot of stuff was compromised or skipped over for the sake of releasing the game, which is wild considering they had. 10 years to develop.

TLDR: Game is fun, writing can get a bit droning, and you cant kiss your wife on demand.
New Score: 6/10

this game is like crack for autistic people. I launch the game and suddenly 12 hours fly by and im sitting there kicking my feet as conveyor belts fly all around me

Genuinely worth the price of buying and im so happy its finally officially out so more people can start playing :3c

horrible netcode, already seems to be cheaters in the game, combined with removing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of stuff that was in Beta in exchange for a mobile game worthy cash shop with its own quick button. PvE is fun at least, but online (esp crossplay) is barely working

Play as a baddie and bag some baddies

nemesis i want you to do things to me

getting high and blasting California Gurls while killing robots


nothing better