Recent reviews by ᴳˡᵉK

Best visual style ever

The longest I survived was 12 days. 12 days!!! Just as I reached mithril armor, the 4th day happened and the golem of death spawned. I did not have a bow and the only logical thing I could think of was to run. When I had the chance I tried to make a bow but realized I did not have the materials for it and thus I had to evade a giant golem who chased me day and night while trying to find materials. Just as I finally got my materials to craft a bow...... another golem of death spawned...... Now I had to fight 2! I fought and fought and fought and ran and ran and ran and eventually, there was 5 golems of death who walked the earth. I fought till the end with their little minions who also chased me for days. On the 12th day, I turned around and accepted my doom. No more running, No more hiding or picking up mushrooms. It was either me or them. It was glorius! I ran in and insta stomped by 5 golems. Instant Death. 11/10 for the thrills!

Step 1: Get game
Step 2: Play game
Step 3: Be smart
Step 4: Beat game
Step 5: Tell friend to get game
Step 6: Play multiplayer
Step 7: Scream at them for being stupid
Step 8: Feel good about yourself

Good game but no sex :(

I've been called racial slurs by at least 69 twelve year olds in this game.

11/10

Got called a Ni___r by a 5 year old whos mother was yelling at him to take out the trash
10/10

I got a lot of positive emotions from the game only after I removed it from my pc

At least you don't have to build an apartment complex to win in Apex.

My legs broke from being hungry

got shot in the head by my own teammate for stealing their kill.

11/10.