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Recent reviews by GNU+Swag

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record
genuine no-effort slop game that carbon copied the health bar and pinging system from peak. so many bugs there's no way this was playtested

ETA: it seriously feels like this game was vibe-coded together with a large language model
Posted October 22, 2025. Last edited October 22, 2025.
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8.6 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
peak is peak
Posted July 26, 2025.
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6.9 hrs on record
1. it's rust
2. it took them 7 years to add a party system?
Posted July 8, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record
ps5 port
Posted June 8, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
206.6 hrs on record (193.2 hrs at review time)
made me redownload ts just so it would become more buggy and open the steam overlay at random

develop your games, rockstar

after further playing, there's no autosave in story mode? no save on quit? you guys can't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to fix bugs or add basic features, so rockstar won't be getting another dime from me thanks
Posted June 8, 2025. Last edited June 12, 2025.
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12.8 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
goes hard but sometimes doesn't launch when i hit play
Posted May 29, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
46.0 hrs on record
if i don't close sims 3 launcher in task manager, it just says i'm still playing. thanks

edit to add: it runs like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on linux no matter what proton version i use
Posted January 10, 2025. Last edited December 8, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record
it's a cool idea but at one point it loads a cutscene that has a chandelier with actually a trillion polygons and it crashes my computer
Posted January 4, 2025.
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10.7 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
tentatively waiting for the sequel, matches, to drop
Posted January 2, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
18.7 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
learn how to upmix audio to 48khz, like literally every other game

and after further playing, fire whoever did the horse controls
Posted December 31, 2024. Last edited December 31, 2024.
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