hey, so like… idk how to say this without sounding cringe but can we honestly fall in love? like real love. not the “haha ur cute” love but the “i saw a frog and thought of u” kind of love. the kind where we send voice notes at 2am rambling about nothing and i save them all in a folder called “reasons to keep going.” i wanna talk about our favourite fruits and argue about whether cereal is a soup. i want us to match pfps ironically until it’s not ironic anymore. i want to share playlists with you that lowkey expose my entire soul and pretend it’s casual. i’d let you win in chess. or lose. depends how cute you look when you’re smug. also i would read every unhinged paragraph you send me without judgment and respond with something equally unhinged but loving. always loving. so like. can we honestly edate? except irl. forever.

I just have seen your steam and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could also donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

BLUD THINKS HE IS HIMMM

-rep catfish irl. was actually a 4'2 midget blue eyes blonde and smells like seafood that has been rotting for 13 weeks.

You have fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lips and a sweet ass therefore making an incredible sex slave so get ready to spend the rest of your life in my dark moist sex dungeon locked up in a cramped cage with a dozen small dead babies with extremely stretched ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from me raping them you disgusting ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Happy easter