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Salsa Jones Jan 27, 2023 @ 4:00pm 
Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
Gartz Aug 5, 2021 @ 1:46pm 
Cheeky man :D
Salsa Jones Aug 1, 2021 @ 1:43pm 
Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!
Salsa Jones Aug 1, 2021 @ 1:34pm 
I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm
Jayhoney Apr 27, 2021 @ 3:06pm 
Mä nään sut
Jayhoney Apr 27, 2021 @ 3:02pm 
käy kattoo sun sähköposti
Jayhoney Oct 19, 2020 @ 1:57pm 
tää jäbä ei voita mitään
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Jayhoney Oct 8, 2020 @ 1:49pm 
lol vitu scammeri pölli mult l4d2 full mithril kamat
Jayhoney Sep 22, 2020 @ 9:58am 
Tää
Tosimiehen leipä Sep 22, 2020 @ 9:57am 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine. :sad_boulder:
Jayhoney Aug 21, 2020 @ 12:47pm 
Olen märkänä
Tosimiehen leipä Aug 21, 2020 @ 9:12am 
Tää on kuulemma suosituin seuranhakupalsta Rovaniemeltä-Vantaalle, joten laitetaas matoa koukkuun. Kaikki e-sporttiset kisakireet tissieläimet ottakaas yhteyttä, nyt ois luxusta tarjolla, nimittäin jumalaisen aimin ja huikean k/d:n omava alfauros jonka urotekoihin voidaan lukea mm: Silvereiden (pienimunaisten) ownaus, sekä venäläisten servereiden valloitus takaisin isänmaalle. Miettikääs sitä.
Jayhoney May 22, 2020 @ 6:36pm 
VEROTTAJA EI PÄÄSE KOSKAA KARKUUN
IDL3000 May 22, 2020 @ 6:36pm 
Jäin kiinni taas, eiku vaihtamaan identiteettiäni ja perustamaan uusi perhe! :hatty:
Jayhoney May 22, 2020 @ 6:33pm 
NÄETKÖ NYT KUINKA JONI KAIPAA SINUA? OLET NIIN ITSEKÄS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EROPAPERIT ON JO POSTISSA !!!!1!111!!!!!
Tosimiehen leipä May 22, 2020 @ 6:31pm 
pls isä
Jayhoney May 22, 2020 @ 6:29pm 
Millon sä tuut takasi siel maitokaupasta? Lapsesi odottava isäänsä :gmod::arkham::Y:
⭕⃤⭕Little Niggie⭕⃤⭕ Apr 27, 2020 @ 12:11pm 
+rep signed by Estonian stick
TheBrickleberry Apr 27, 2020 @ 11:06am 
still EZ
A Jungle Ting Jun 8, 2018 @ 7:08am 
jou ramsay kyhää meitsille safkat mul on nälkä kiitoos
Catpug May 28, 2018 @ 12:58am 
jou miks mu talos o karhuryhmä
Catpug Oct 25, 2017 @ 1:26am 
yuo hab a peepee in yuor poopoo
Lunatic Jun 14, 2017 @ 8:21am 
Noob
Vekezzi Apr 10, 2017 @ 12:50am 
kakajäbä
KaljaAnkka Aug 23, 2016 @ 8:30am 
pisu
KaljaAnkka Feb 9, 2016 @ 9:24am 
kusi
notor1ous Feb 9, 2016 @ 4:31am 
good player(;,,;)
Catpug Jan 28, 2016 @ 12:52pm 
paskahousu
IDL3000 Jan 2, 2016 @ 10:48am 
Ty m8 its my pride and joy! :trophy:
MrStealYoGoals! Jan 2, 2016 @ 10:46am 
Sick ass AK dude.
xϵɴ Nov 26, 2015 @ 5:34am 
neekri
berkeT SMURF Nov 23, 2015 @ 7:40am 
+rep
Почему так ?( Nov 19, 2015 @ 8:05am 
+ REP GOOD TRADE
Ruhsiken Nov 11, 2015 @ 4:18am 
Get a life ♥♥♥ ;):steamhappy:
Melour Nov 1, 2015 @ 4:09pm 
Dont want to Overpay, but thanks for your Offer :) Maybe next Time! GL:csgogun:
mans got drip✅ Oct 31, 2015 @ 2:52pm 
+rep aint a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and is the dankest ♥♥♥ i know. 69/10 IGN
xee Oct 29, 2015 @ 10:49am 
+rep
MrStealYoGoals! Oct 17, 2015 @ 11:34am 
+rep really happy sent trade offer instead of adding
Lucio Oct 8, 2015 @ 9:15am 
i browse friends' friends' friends' steam profiles as a hobby (pls no bully)
FaStick Oct 8, 2015 @ 2:55am 
good player
Lucio Oct 7, 2015 @ 6:43am 
>finland
>white
top ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kek, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
17 минут без мета Jun 23, 2015 @ 9:25am 
nice player
IDL3000 Mar 13, 2015 @ 12:22pm 
Älä huoli en kerro kellekkää
Swagrates Mar 13, 2015 @ 11:40am 
Oot ♥♥♥♥ älä kerro kellekkää
Ribbet Jul 31, 2014 @ 8:24pm 
Hey, I was wondering how you got the Section 8 DLC to work, cause GFWL is giving me a bit of trouble activating the map packs.
Motori May 23, 2014 @ 10:15am 
Benises in butts
Catpug May 23, 2014 @ 7:41am 
pässi
Jayhoney Feb 1, 2014 @ 10:06am 
#sekopääswag
Motori Jan 31, 2014 @ 10:29am 
Gobble_Mike_Hawk

... the moment when you get it xD