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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:32am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:49am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:41am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:59am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 12:35pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 4:41am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 12:32pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:08am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 3:03am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:35am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 12:37pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 11:14am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
2,496 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
58,759 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
30,251 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
4,008 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.