Recent reviews by Jasper Hyena

This game is peak

Cute game! I enjoyed a good amount of it. Was a bit of a slow burn at first but i do enjoy small town nostalgic games like this. there was some payoff in the end that felt right but i do wish there was a bit more explained. But in the end i enjoyed the ride. I think my main critique would be that they should've left out the post credit scene as it kind of took away from a lot of the major themes of the story. If you enjoyed life is strange im sure youll have fun with this one.

This game is easy when you're gay

I am very sad now

I gave this game an honest try and after the credits rolled i found myself very underwhelmed. As much as i ddint like XV i felt like in someways this was a step down while a step up in other ways. Combat is really simple and basic doesnt feel very satisfying, Character writing is atrocious the only "interesting" characters are jill and clive and thats being generous. Story only really gets interesting around the points where you go to kill the mothercrystals outside of that you are doing meaningless tasks for various "characters" that are very one note. Like i really dont care about helping some kids stop stealing while im on my way to go deal with bahamuts kingdom like??? alot of this game just feels like artificial bloat to make the runtime longer where they couldnt figure out ways to extend the story beyond what they had. Idk i had a lot of optimism going into this title but it just failed to deliver on a lot of the hopes i had. I hope Creative business unit just sticks to FFXIV.

i love this game

This was my game of the year for 2024 and probably my favorite final fantasy game I've ever played and i can't wait to play it again. I cannot recommend this title enough

The best game atlus has made in years

Dragon age is back and i couldn't be more happy to have another entry in one of my favorite franchises. Don't listen to all the anti woke garbage spilling from the nay sayers. Dragon age has always been "woke" they are just too stupid to remember that ever since origins you could be as gay as you wanted, as well as the general themes and story has usually been about really progressive issues woah!!! Its almost as if the series has always been this way! The characters are fine, the game play is fine, and the story seems interesting so far from what i have played and I'm interested to see where it goes! Game runs fine, I've had a single crash but no stutters and high frame rate is what i love to see on a pc release. Also no EA account link required???? Say it isn't so!

They cooked