My collar's pink and I serve drinks
Pilates is scheduled at 3

My collar's white and my life's alright
I work a 9-5 i never do overnights

My collar's blue but my neck is red
I beena workin' like a dog to keep my family fed
Living off energy drinks, Marlboro Reds
Swear this gas station food is gonna cause my death
Well I voted Trump, I'm talking FJB
Yeah I stand up for the folks like me
If I told you once I won't tell you twice
I'll protect my family with my life
Hell I was born a Ramblin' man
Well I guess I finally settled down
Found a pretty little lady that smiles at me
Well I was her white knight swept her off her feet
My money's low but gas is high
Yeah I've been doing my best just to get by
My jeans are stained my boots are warm
Just tryin' like hell to be a good ol' boy

heyya

i am zorted out of my mind

Favorite superhero is Brade