Jenks
I sometimes think dinosaurs never
existed. For absolutely no scientific
reason do I think this. I have
chronic insomnia. I think aliens are
real. I think they’re invisible and
staring straight at us. I also
believe there’s a shadowy group of
rich people who secretly run the
world.
I sometimes think dinosaurs never
existed. For absolutely no scientific
reason do I think this. I have
chronic insomnia. I think aliens are
real. I think they’re invisible and
staring straight at us. I also
believe there’s a shadowy group of
rich people who secretly run the
world.
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el dorado Jan 24, 2025 @ 10:45am 
At about 74,724 miles, the Renesis begins weeping what appear to be, by all outward appearances, tears of blood.

Upon close inspection for investigative purposes whilst in front of the car, with the hood propped open, the owner will find that the RX-8 has started itself, revving to a full on 9000rpm+ clutch dump, thence running down the owner, tossing hand grenades, lawn jarts & improvised pieces of its now self-immolating jagged, twisted, razor sharp shrapnel from its various couplings and apex seals at said owner's backside, before running him or her down in cold blood, proceeding to initiate a self destruct mode whilst parked over the owner's body, spontaneously bursting into an epic and inferno-rific ball of flames, thus destroying all forensic evidence, and denying David Caruso from CSI Miami or Mark Harmon from NCIS the ability to solve what was really a murder-suicide, forever to be unproven by them or anyone else for all of the ages.
nooka Oct 27, 2023 @ 6:58am 
Jenks — Today at 14:57
how do I preorder haribo monsters
el dorado Jul 26, 2023 @ 10:58am 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁Buffy Summers Pictures
el dorado Mar 29, 2023 @ 9:52am 
You can stand under my umbrella.
el dorado Mar 28, 2023 @ 2:54pm 
A deal where we provided Cocoa to Jenks has ended.
el dorado Mar 8, 2023 @ 1:15am 
meet me at the Bafé for lunch