jod
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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best stupid kid ever
hltv [www.hltv.org]
best stupid kid ever
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382
Hours played
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SLAG PEEK - Public Group
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Recent Activity
9,266 hrs on record
last played on 6 Jan
382 hrs on record
last played on 4 Jan
0.3 hrs on record
last played on 29 Dec, 2025
Rizzler 29 Dec, 2025 @ 3:55am 
Id let you peg me
edeninh:O 27 Dec, 2025 @ 4:14pm 
Emile Heskey the Chuck Norris of Football
He got so many talents to easily drop your jaw
The way he dribbles down the side line and looks likely to the score
Then steps over but falls over and then misses the goal
He be the greatest to ever grace us with his two left feet
That's why we watch him like every week
Defenders get weak at the knees when he breezes past with ease
Please, don't you dare diss the messiah
A true patriot for the country, yeah he's taking us higherYou don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEYYou think that you can
Bend it like Beckham, but can you bend it like Heskey?
The way he'll shoot, but curves it around
And end up in row Zee or row Z
And don't even get me started on his head
When he puts it down and gives you the eyes
You know it's HESKEY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!hahaha
Rizzler 20 Dec, 2025 @ 4:33am 
hey x
HEA7 19 Dec, 2025 @ 8:16am 
king of albania
piku 8 Dec, 2025 @ 4:25pm 
Do you have a map of the UK? I keep getting lost in your accent.
Orionprime 3 Dec, 2025 @ 1:24pm 
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