Recent reviews by Semen Analyzer

Story and turned based combat that rivals Expedition 33

In all seriousness, I adore the premise for this game's setting and how it fuels the goal's of the antagonists. Somehow the creators of this game managed to fit edgy/potty teenage humor into an emotional story and it works so well. Combine these factors with battling perverted hobos with a party of a murderous goose and a fish lawyer and you have a recipe for a golden indie game.

Number goes up. Beat free number goes up game in 50 minutes

This game (along with the first) has my favorite monster design and sound design in any game. The deaths are incredibly brutal and extremely unfair to a point where a lot of fun just comes from experiencing the shock of each death.

Run it back

Liver is an item slot

Winners win. Keep gambling!