Recent reviews by kolszk

My personal fav of the year, and maybe next year, and a year after.

At first look this game seems hard - enemies who needs to be hit more than once, always move to other sides, breaks, flies, etc. But the more you play the game, the more you start to appreciate how it's done, because correct usage of different types of monsters not only can help you to groove with the song more, but in some cases even help you to beat the notes perfectly. By replacing default notes with different types of monsters it makes easier to READ how to beat 1/2s, triplets, etc. You can just look how the monster looks like, in what direction he looks, and with the time it'll be much easier for you to play all charts without mastering gameplay by playing 24/7. This is exactly what I appreciate in this game so much.

And of course the music - it's awesome. The first month that i played i loved almost every song there is, only after starting grinding for FCs i started to hate many of them, but there's still a lot of bangers. Also devs releasing new DLC packs every month with 4-6 new songs.

As for charts, officials charts are very fun to learn, fun to play. DLC packs may be questionable, but i still love them and gonna buy them further, no matter what they releasing, no matter if i listen to this kind of music at all, because charters out there doing a great job, making even "bad" songs fun to play.

But there's also CUSTOM CHARTS, which were available since Day 1. Yeah, back in the day the sucked a lot in 95% cases, but after 9 months there are many good charters who always share their fav music for you to play and enjoy. They're chill, they're hard, they're very challenging, they're not even supposed to be in this game with how it's charted and yet someone FCs this! So many different styles, so many different music genres, you will always be able to find something you like for sure.

Not even mentioning, that the community of this game is amazing and people in dev's discord server are the kindest. Not only that, in addition to custom charts topic i'll say that this community also loves to unite once in a while to release a whole music packs, so you have COMMUNITY DLCS that are FREE! This way was released Shantae OST pack, Hollow Knight: Silksong pack, ENTIRE UNDERTALE OST PACK! Together with moders they're finding new interesting things in editor to bring unusual experience to their creations, they're making sick things to look at using mods, they're doing FORKLIFT. Beside doing big packs, there's also always some small things from smaller groups or even one person, like halloween packs, WhatsApp pack, one-game related packs with ~5 songs in it. And that's even more amazing thing to have.

Oh, im not even over with community and customs. Aside from what was said, once in a month-two they're doing community tourneys with custom charts, competing to find out who can read charts better. And that doesn't even mean you must be a PRO in this game to participate, because most people doing that not for win, but for fun. Yes, there's ~20-30 people competing where just 4 of them will be always on the top, but everyone just having fun and don't care much about anything, because it's a good chance to experience even more good charts, since you can miss something in workshop for sure.

I'm in love with this game and i can recommend it to anyone who seeks for good rhythm games. For anyone, who can try rhythm games for the first time. For anyone.
Probably, the only problem anyone can experience it's difficulty to calibrate your audio/video offsets, but there's guide in steam that helps you to do it, if you're unlucky with in-game calibrator.
AAAAAAnd. That's it.

Mahjong is so addictive. Join our Mahjong gang bros.

Pretty questionable Season Pass, to be honest. Although I'd say I'd recommend it.

To play this - is to hate yourself (that, if you're just a casual player, which I am, and not the try hard diablo builder man). But in the way it also feels...... Well.
Thanks to the exploits of the game you can easilly run through all 3 dlcs without even dying. You can even enjoy this, because the references to original FF1, FF2 and FF5 is pretty. Even though, if I understand it correctly, they connected it to Dissidia, lol. Also they could make LESS CUTSCENES OF THE WARRIORS OF LIGHT THAT COMES TO KILL GARLAND, GOD, FIVE TIMES, ARE YOU SERIOUS? Ahem.......

The main problem lays in achievements. As I said, you can use exploits to complete all this DLCs. All, but the Wanderer of the Rift. For this one - git gut. You'll need to complete 6 to 8 rifts without extra mode, that means, you should know this game well and don't make any mistakes, that would lead you to death, because if you do - welcome to re-run, which take a lot of time. Also prepare yourself to grind some good equipment and materials for it's enhancement.

All DLCs are pretty fun, and someday......... someday I'll complete the bossfights without extra exploit. But not today.

Seriously, im impressed. I wanted to play this game just for fun, because I saw a lot of memes about KILL CHAOS. But in the end it turned out as a good FF game. Like, REALLY.
At first i wanted to post a joke review, such as "dark souls if it were good" or "finfal fantasy of beating a woman", but now i want to praise this game.

Why did I mentioned Dark Souls? Because SPFFO takes core gameplay from there. That means you run from "fire" to "fire" to meet a boss and kill him. But it have their own differences of course. It is not "Metroidvania", you play the set of linear missions, where you can find some secret roads, you're looting like in diablo and make your build based on your equip and one chosen job out of 20 or smth.
The game, or even, the Jack don't really want to tell you the story. You don't read lore from items, but on the levels you can find some texts about this world. At the times when someone wish to open his mouth to say something important - Jack shuts them up. With his fists or with the word. Could be both.

But the last part of the game........ Ah, amazing. Two years ago i heard about this game, I heard that is some kind of FF1 prequel and I was wondering like how tf is that could be. And now, as the main story is finished, I understand. That is an accurate explanation of that weird time-lap in the first game, such as why the Chaos even exist. I really, really liked how the story turned out to be. If you were playing the first game, you might as well find it good.
Almost every boss can bring a bit of a challenge, it also varies based on the chosen difficulty. You can struggle and in the end you'll be rewarded not just with joy of finishing this thing off, but fncking brutal destruction of that son of a b!tch by the Jacks fists.

My main problem with this game is Looter-style game. I really like them, but Im also can't quite stand them. That is all because the real game starts after the first walkthrough, further you have to read the math of equip you gain and praying for the good loot, so that you could make yourself stronger. Rarely can you found anything good and forced to wear lowlvl equip. Also you recieve it so much, that you must often clear your inventory from this garbage, either way you can't take anymore loot. So, keep your eyes open while dismantle and don't break anything you might need)

Despite that little aspect — everything is cool and I recommend this game for, atleast, every FF fan. You'll get the good story, a joyful gameplay and much enough hate toward CHAOS.

I was waiting to play this game for 3 years and so here i am, finally made it. And I'm a bit dissapointed. This dissapointment mostly subjective though.
So hear me out. Gameplay is awesome. It's more challening than before. It goes DEEPER in girls affections, interests, etc. The dates also always different, because you always have 4 different girls to take care of.

But i didn't liked the content itself. The girls mostly OK, but there's one futanari lol and 3 visual nightmares (also if i saw it right - a furry). The art, imho, boring and I can find only 2 interesting pictures lol, because girls pairing not always works out as good as you want. Also for some reason there is no stripping during the sex night, i don't really understand why.

And for the funniest part of the review - story. Story in hentai game haha.. No, overall it's good and fun, but your relationships with girls now is
It feels kinda................ ahhhh.............. wrong.

I totally recommend this game, but be aware of questionable content.

it's not worth 15€ with discount, it should be10€ without discount and maybe then it'll be ok to play this, when you won't give a damn about the money you just lost

Persona 5 without heart

I liked the original Lego: Star Wars so much. I LOVED it. Since the announcement of this "remake", and even now, I don't really get if this was necessary. Im still far from finishing it, but I don't really much enjoy this one. But I can't say, that I don't recommend it.

As for the New SW Trilogy, maybe, it's OK (there were only Chapter 7 available before this one). As for the LEGO game it's as always pretty good (despite the fact, that every lego game since Batman is kinda lame). But as for 1-6 SW Chapters remake? Hell nah. The story, the humor just became so stupid and not fun, the new missions feels so off.

I heard a lot of compliments to theirs Combat, but you really getting bored so fast of it. Every boss fight is the same. Everything you do is just repetance of what you did a moment before. And that's why its worse than original game.

But still, you have a lot to explore in Free Play, in the quite big amount of locations over entire galaxy. And that's always fun to do, for me, ofc. And............ That's all.
I recommend to buy it with discount. You can still experience the whole star wars saga in one game. You can explore well builded Lego world. You can....... have fun with friends in co-op? idk what else this game can suggest.

literally peak of yakuza thanks to historical setting.

the only thing is that the completion list where you must CRAFT every weapon in game is [censored by steam].
except that everything is awesome

UPD: seen a guide that helps you to "FIX ingame stutters". haven't experienced them for the whole game tho......... until i started Premium Adventure.
For some reason it's buggy messy und laggy. Keep that in mind

As much as i love bioshock and respect bioshock infinite, i can't even find a reason to like this game. There's just so much wrong with it. The game's only pro's is possibility to use plasmids alongside with weapons and not switching between them, Eleanor's background and Big Daddy's gameplay Little Sister segment was also good. Not that it changes everything, you're the same as in the first game, just wielding drill instead of wrench and stupid suit. And tend to defend little sisters while they gathering ADAM. Well, that was before, and it worked well in the first game, since you've done it once, but there's a whole game and you should (or not, if you don't care about bad ending) harvest 6 peoples on every level. Horrible thing.

Seriously, what's good in this story? "Graah i built this city and know the law, i'll make Ryan pay for his egoistic desires. Ahhhh political debates. Ahhhh capitalists just sitting on the bottom of the ocean doing whatever they want and thinking about how communism is awesome and not the Ryan's ideals of conquest. UNITY, FRIENDS". What the heck?

Whats with the people down here? Why is there even a life? 10 whole years passed since the first game, rapture is long gone. There should've only splicers left, no? How do they even survive there and not runned out of ADAM. I understand why Lamb is here - Ryan is dead and she finally can take control over the..... City? What city, there's no mindful people here. What with the Lamb cult, how they even came to this stupidity. Lamb is not even charismatic character and she controlls MC...... Just cause she can?
There's no mystery about the MC, as it was in the first game. In first hour Tenenbaum will be there to said you who you are and just dissapeared. You'll never heard of her anymore. You'll meet 4 different peoples throughout the story. Would they be atleast close to the ones we met earlier? Hell nah. Grace - blaaah family family. Stanley - well, ok, dude actually interesting one. Such as Alexander Gil. But...... Will you hear anything about them also? Hell nah. You meet them, you kill/spare them and that's it. I played for a good ending, I spared everyone, i haven't cared about Grace or Stanley, but I wanted to know what to happened Gil after. But the game just said you nothing, instead, pitching you forward with boring end of the story (as I said before, only Eleanor's backstory was interesting).

Was there any gameplay upgrades? I'd say there were plenty of downgrades. Yeah, we recieved handful plasmids, but it costed us weapons. I readed some reviews, people said "First game was quite bad, but this one a lot better, you should trying", pointing at the shooting mechanic. Well, thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. In this game you have only ONE weapon worth using. In rare occasions you can depend on two more. I just can't describe how im unsatisfied with the weapons here.
Do you remember hacking thing from the first game? Well, it recieved some improvments. Instead of building pipes you now play QTE game, quite easy and fast. The game is not pausing anymore in the process, sometimes you have to make it while everyone shooting at you, and its quite fun. You even get the DISTANT HACK GUN, so you can shoot turrets from above to hack them! But you know what? It was really hard for me to find places where it could be really useful. Mostly you find them where there are no enemies, where they putting only on you. But if you do - you gain not much from them. Also, hacking security cameras is absolutely useless now. You see, they alarming when they see an enemy. But! If the enemy hid behind the wall, alarm goes off and turrets flies back. Of course its not working if the enemy cameras spotted YOU. They will firing at you until the time goes out or you turn it off by yourself.

I was awared of Remaster problems. About crushes and everything. But it worked fine for me in both games. But as I spilled the hate over the game, it begans crashing just at lattest chapters, just to make me hate her even more. Be aware of technical problems of remaster.

I wished I'll write less. But I just can't. So many things here that makes me sick, and I'm not even at half of it in this review. It was unnecessary sequel. It made the series worse. It probably was good, if it wasn't Bioshock. If they're came up with something more interesting, than commy Lamb.