Kosher Bacon
Rhode Island, United States
:mary_bacon: I was born with glass bones and paper skin :mary_bacon:
Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
:mary_bacon: I was born with glass bones and paper skin :mary_bacon:
Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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Touched by His Noodly Appendage
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Walter
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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DARK SOULS™ III
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SocietySquad - Public Group
We truly do live in a society
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21 hrs on record
last played on Jan 12
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FenjaminSpanklin Dec 28, 2025 @ 3:21pm 
gg! fun to play against
AedwenTheCatussy Oct 26, 2025 @ 3:45pm 
meow
B0NG Oct 9, 2025 @ 2:07pm 
never seen someone play a game as ♥♥♥♥♥ as you do, congrats
[][][][][][] May 3, 2025 @ 2:14pm 
LOL
SeizurePa††y May 2, 2025 @ 8:16pm 
Avtos can't save you LMAOOOOO, also your 3rd is a pu$$y for running
Enigma Apr 29, 2025 @ 5:23pm 
GunRunner shotguns 0, Panicking guy with a New Army 1