🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE ♥♥♥♥♥!!! 👯‍♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G H T Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has been watching 👁️ u FAP 👊💦😩 and tonite 🌚✨ he’s cuming 👣🦌🛷 to give u his 😳🎁 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🍆🤤 To get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just 🍬🍭👅 POP💥🤸 that Peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍭🌭🍬🎇 n wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🙏😌😍 will shove 👊 his 🍆💦🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬🔽 ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇 hes 🎅 gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦 Time is tickling

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

thanksgiving time:clock1:time to gobble :clap: gobble :clap: gobble :clap: on a big ol:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: ♥♥♥♥ :ok_hand::kiss:. back in :one::four::nine::two:, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ :person_tipping_hand::person_tipping_hand: Christopher Columbus:boy_tone1: and those slutty :bikini::high_heel: pilgrims :person_swimming::person_swimming: had to :sweat_drops::sweat_drops:♥♥♥:sweat_drops::sweat_drops: to America:sailboat::sailboat::sailboat::anchor:after spain expelled all jews from their country :rooster::rooster::rooster:. send this to :one::zero: of your sluttiest pilgrim :corn::corn: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any :sweat_drops: gravy :sweat_drops: this year. Get :five: back and you’re a mashed potato hoe :worried:. get :one::zero: back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut :kissing_cat::kissing_cat:. Happy ♥♥♥♥ :rooster: gobbling :lips: thursday

+1000 social credit for outstanding testicle density