Soaked in Glitter
Dirk
Albany, Oregon, United States
Darkrynthe.ttv
Unhooked myself: 276
Chests Looted: 5,513
If you get into my lobby and I'm playing real bad, trust I'm probably in the stratosphere
Darkrynthe.ttv
Unhooked myself: 276
Chests Looted: 5,513
If you get into my lobby and I'm playing real bad, trust I'm probably in the stratosphere
Currently In-Game
Warframe
REMEMBER KIDS:
    LSD solves everything .
    Licking doorknobs on other planets is ILLEGAL
    Drugs are only temporary .
    Alcohol is a solution but NOT the answer.
    NO SEATBELTS
    PARKOUR
    EAT MINI CORN DOGS
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Recent Activity
1,131 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
5,297 hrs on record
last played on Jan 9
1.8 hrs on record
last played on Dec 17, 2025
Jinx Dec 2, 2025 @ 9:46pm 
-rep It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out
5:5 Dec 2, 2025 @ 8:02pm 
+rep i love you
Jinx Sep 28, 2025 @ 8:45pm 
were the 4k hours on the menu you SUCK -rep
P diddy Apr 27, 2024 @ 5:57am 
+ rep, Buys me food :steamhappy:
Hex: Spirit King Mar 12, 2024 @ 3:06pm 
where is the Dark at!!!!!!!! Reappear from em shadows :ftmilk:
Millie Apr 7, 2023 @ 4:36am 
Moo for me