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When I was in Ramadi, we had all types of engagements to include: clearing houses, patrolling urban and sub-urban streets, and rural farm lands. Most, and by most I mean the grand majority of all firefights happened within 75 yards. Even in the rural areas. And we were using iron sights. I didn’t get an ACOG until halfway through my deployment. Most people saying that they need magnification probably cannot even calculate the bullet drop of a 5.56 round at 600 yards in the first place. I’ll trust my ability to be able to properly move through urban environments and close-with on a person than their ability to try and take a long shot at me. Situational awareness and movement is more important than optics

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Despacito is a reflection of the sheer banality of our existence. It’s a word that has been heard and possibly understood by over half of the globe, but despite its vast reach, it still remains nothing more than a word. We see or hear despacito and immediately chemicals within our bodies are produced, evoking a certain reaction that matches those of our peers, whether that reaction is disgust, happiness, or indifference. Our species has reached a point where a single cursed word can mean the same thing to billions, even if that meaning is the opposite of its intended one. We created it, too naive to understood what we had done, but it was too late. Unlike smallpox, despacito cannot be simply eradicated, even if humans tried. This is because the concept of despacito is far too intangible and omnipresent for one mind to comprehend. Our species will continue to repeat this word over and over again until we wipe ourselves out, taking with us the epitome of what it means to be human.

I know what you're wondering; who is this cute little Thanos boi and how tight is his little boy ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, really. Thanos is dumb thicc. I went to the showing of Infinite Warfare and I couldn't stop looking at his dumb thicc ass and his luscious body rolls. The way how he was so dominant to the other characters was SO hot. I didn't even think the scene where he fisted Scooby's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the Infinity Gauntlet and rubbed his ♥♥♥♥♥ with those shiny, lubed stones was strange; in fact, that was the best orgasm of my life. Right there. In the theatre. The two week jail sentence was worth it; thank God my lawyer is Ben Heck. I rate this game a 4.7 out of 5.

Why Marcie...Why

Imagine this.

You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (they have a pretty good idea from the fossils however). That means not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed.

I met you in a solo game of fortnite, I saw you without a gun so I decided to be a nice person and give you one. Little did I know that me giving you a gun sparked a friendship that I will never forget. I ended up following to see what you would do. You seemed clueless about the game, which I found cute considering I hadn't met many people that were new to the game in a while. You didn't know much, but you knew one thing. You really wanted to win. So my heart broke when you were sitting there doing nothing on the ground, and I watched you get sniped in the back of the head by a guy wearing a dinosaur costume. I decided that I would stop at nothing to win the game in honor of you. So I went over to your killer and shot him in the head. I then went on and dominated the game, getting us a Victory Royale! It may not have counted for you in stats, but it counted for you in my heart. Please, MinecraftBoss243, if you see this, message me back.

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You think you can toy with her like that? Don't try to act stupid. You know who I’m talking about you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. How dare you try to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blame YOUR issues onto HER. Who do you think you are? grrrr.. Im not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding... You don’t know who I am. It doesn't matter. Listen kid, you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry, the world shakes. Don't do it again. You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty economically unstable🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!💕☭ I equally distribute wealth!☭ I expand my glorious regime!☭ I swallow countries whole☭ 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕☭😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑czar 👑but I'm also a socialist! 💟 He makes me feel safe💗!He makes me feel nationalistic💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little ☭commie☭ should!~ 💘💘💘 👑☭💘Wa-What!💘☭👑

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