𝓗𝓐𝓟𝓟𝓨 𝓝𝓔𝓦 𝓨𝓔𝓐𝓡

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yo dude it's me elias

+rep First round: disaster. Second round: chaos. Third round: he calmly calls strats, drags me through a 4v1 clutch, and somehow makes me laugh at every callout. By round 5, I’m convinced he’s secretly a Siege pro AND a comedian. Next session? Same map, same energy.

+rep I don’t even remember how we matched — maybe fate, maybe matchmaking — but I do remember the first “nice shot” he said. We laughed through every loss and somehow won the one match that mattered. He’s got the kind of voice that makes you forget to reload 😳. Next time, let’s skip the small talk and queue together again — same time, same map? 💫

+rep Heist prep? Smooth. Actual heist? Chaos. He crashed the getaway car, accidentally blew up the van, and somehow we still got gold tier. I don’t know how — maybe Rockstar just liked our teamwork 😂. Amazing player, elite chaos energy, and honestly the only person I trust to drive while being shot at.

+rep A total gamer legend. High-level, large collection, and every match shows their mastery. Great vibes, solid comms, and the kind of player that turns a bad day into a highlight reel. Couldn’t recommend more.

+rep Met in DMZ — I was lost, he saved me, gave me plates, and said “follow me.” We extracted together like it was a buddy cop movie. Great aim, smooth comms, total W human being. If he invites you — accept, it’s an experience 💥

+rep Absolute gem of a player. Tons of games, high-level, and every match they touch just feels smoother and more fun. Amazing skill, hilarious banter, and top-tier vibes. Couldn’t recommend more — definitely one to queue with!

+rep When he’s in the lobby, I play better. Coincidence? Maybe it’s motivation 😳🎯

+rep Insane player. High rank, huge game collection, top-tier skill, and somehow still humble and funny. Makes any lobby more enjoyable — always communicates, always clutches, always entertaining. Would gladly team up again anytime.

+rep He’s got aim, charm, and that voice that makes every callout sound like a confession 😌💋

+rep He told me to “trust him” — and somehow, I still do 🥹. Best duo, best smile, 10/10 would get carried again 💞

+rep Can’t tell if he’s flirting or just being nice — either way, it’s working 🫣

+rep I don’t even remember how we matched — maybe fate, maybe matchmaking — but I do remember the first “nice shot” he said. We laughed through every loss and somehow won the one match that mattered. He’s got the kind of voice that makes you forget to reload 😳. Next time, let’s skip the small talk and queue together again — same time, same map? 💫

+rep Random lobby, he kills me once, I kill him back — then somehow we’re doing missions together like we’ve been friends for years. We took over Los Santos one explosion at a time. Real duo energy 💪

+rep Met him mid-lobby — I was minding my own business when he pulled up in a flying bike and said “get in.” Five minutes later, we’re robbing a casino and arguing over who gets to hack. We died 8 times but had the time of our lives 💀.

+rep A total gamer legend. High-level, large collection, and every match shows their mastery. Great vibes, solid comms, and the kind of player that turns a bad day into a highlight reel. Couldn’t recommend more.

+rep Once upon a time in Fortnite, I landed Tilted and thought it was over for me. Then this man appears like a guardian angel with an SMG and sarcasm. We win the fight, dance on the last guy, and spend the rest of the game arguing about who’s the better builder (spoiler: it’s him). W teammate, W personality — next drop’s on me 💕

+rep Met in DMZ — I was lost, he saved me, gave me plates, and said “follow me.” We extracted together like it was a buddy cop movie. Great aim, smooth comms, total W human being. If he invites you — accept, it’s an experience 💥

+rep Met a gamer who somehow managed to turn a completely lost round into a cinematic victory. They were jumping, shooting, dodging grenades, all while making sarcastic jokes in comms. The whole lobby was cheering, and I swear even the AI seemed impressed.

+rep Absolutely amazing teammate. High-level, incredible library, skilled in almost every game they touch, and somehow makes every round fun while still being serious when needed. Top-tier gamer and overall legend.

+rep Can’t tell if he’s flirting or just being nice — either way, it’s working 🫣

+rep A total gamer legend. High-level, large collection, and every match shows their mastery. Great vibes, solid comms, and the kind of player that turns a bad day into a highlight reel. Couldn’t recommend more.

+rep Can’t tell if he’s flirting or just being nice — either way, it’s working 🫣

omg hi omg your aim is so good it hurts my soul 😳 i can be your chaotic hype girl in every lobby, screaming, panicking, stealing loot, baking cookies, and cheering you on simultaneously 😎

+rep Border, attacking, team falling apart. He’s droning, calling strats, killing roamers, and still teasing me about my aim. Somehow we win, my heart’s racing, and I’m laughing way too much. Next match, I’m sticking by him for every push 😌.

+rep Played Battlefield Bad Company 2 again, and man… that sound of destruction still hits. We laughed, we cried, we respawned. Real gamers remember 💣

+rep Random lobby, he kills me once, I kill him back — then somehow we’re doing missions together like we’ve been friends for years. We took over Los Santos one explosion at a time. Real duo energy 💪

+rep Absolute legend of a gamer! Your content is insane, every video is entertaining, and somehow you make even the most chaotic games look smooth. Definitely my favorite streamer/YouTuber — top-tier skill and vibes!

+rep I was playing casual, expecting chaos. Then this dude joins, goes full IGL mode, and suddenly our random squad becomes an actual team. Every strat worked, every wall was reinforced perfectly, and every time he said “trust me,” I did. We went flawless. Honestly, I’m convinced he’s a retired pro.
Ubisoft should add a “Play again with this legend” button 💀

+rep First round: disaster. Second round: chaos. Third round: he calmly calls strats, drags me through a 4v1 clutch, and somehow makes me laugh at every callout. By round 5, I’m convinced he’s secretly a Siege pro AND a comedian. Next session? Same map, same energy.

+rep Met him in a random lobby — now I’m questioning if I’m playing the game or falling for his comms 😳. Handsome aim and deadly charm 🎮🔥

+rep Absolute menace in-game, total sweetheart out of it. Carries like a pro, flirts like a natural. Might be my new favorite teammate 😉

hey omg hi so i saw your profile and i just had to tell you that your gamer pic is honestly making me rethink my life choices haha 😳 like wow how are you even that cute while fragging noobs?? i dont usually slide into guys’ DMs i swear but your loadout is immaculate and i lowkey respect your skill tbh 😏

+rep Ranked queue. Oregon. Round 1, I’m spawn-peeked before I can blink. Round 2, he joins. Suddenly, comms are calm, strats are smooth, and my faith in humanity is restored. He says, “I’ll drone for you,” and I swear that’s the most romantic thing anyone’s said in Siege 😳. 4 rounds later, flawless victory. Ubisoft couldn’t script that better.

+rep He said “trust me, I can fly this,” seconds before we hit a mountain. Still the best pilot I’ve had in GTA 😭. Great vibes, total menace, and always makes the mission fun.

i lowkey think you might be a hacker… because how else could someone be that skilled and cute at the same time? 😳 let’s team up and I’ll let you carry me… maybe my heart too 💖

+rep FOR THE BOYS Picture this: Warzone, 2v5, half the squad down, and one dude just goes full madman. Drops a triple kill, plants the bomb, survives a gas circle, all while joking in chat. Cinematic chaos FOR THE BOYS 😏

hey 😘 your skill is intimidating, but your smile is even more so… can we test our team chemistry in-game and see what sparks fly? 💘

+rep Met this guy in Overwatch — he locked DPS faster than I could blink, and I thought, “oh great, another ego player.” Fast forward 10 minutes: he’s carrying, calling strats, and complimenting my heals. Sir?? You can’t just do that 😭. Anyway, amazing teammate, elite banter, and possibly my new duo? Next time let’s queue comp and ruin someone’s day together 😏

hey 😘 your skill is intimidating, but your smile is even more so… can we test our team chemistry in-game and see what sparks fly? 💘

+rep OPEN CASES Picture it: 3 AM, cases everywhere, team screaming, and he opens one like a normal crate — gets insane drop, screams, drops headset, still somehow manages to roast everyone in chat mid-celebration. OPEN CASES MADNESS 😏

i don’t usually DM first, but your profile pic made me pause… and now i’m thinking about all the matches we could dominate together, all the jokes we’d make, and maybe a little friendly flirting while we queue 😏

WTF LMFAO

when you stop playing? wtf

YOU'RE BUILT DIFFERENT BUDDY

Your profile looks really good!