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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
The best 18€ ever spent this year. I'm still struggling to comprehend how insanely MASSIVE this DLC is
Posted November 28, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
I've finally found meaning in life again
Posted November 7, 2025.
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9.0 hrs on record
fun game
Posted November 2, 2025. Last edited December 8, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
One of my all time childhood favorites. Level design is very linear, and the story is pretty short, but gameplay makes up for it, making you want to replay it occasionally.
This game is forever in my heart and I can see myself firing it up here and there in the next few decades
Posted September 19, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
51.6 hrs on record (51.2 hrs at review time)
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playing this game increases my weed consumption tenfold
Posted September 19, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.5 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
There's nothing as epic as driving a police supercar through the rain blasting edge of the earth. Goosebumps and hard nipples guaranteed.
I have no idea why it's called a remaster tho, when there's literally no graphics improvement whatsoever. There's even a bunch of downgrades in details, according to several direct comparisons.
Posted September 19, 2025. Last edited September 19, 2025.
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63 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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18.9 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Born too early to explore the universe, but just in time to do it virtually
Posted August 23, 2025.
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18.8 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
With the recent 0.4 update, I'd love to revoke my negative review, mainly criticising the lack of cars and tracks, and turn it into a positive one. The game has reached a point of enough content and polished.. ness? that I can confidently recommend it.

Still holding onto one point from my previous review:
Pls add VW Scirocco III, I love that car to pieces ever since it came out in '08
Posted July 24, 2025. Last edited December 6, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
148.4 hrs on record (65.8 hrs at review time)
Pretty neat improvement in graphics. Reason for me not recommending this just yet is the absence of text chat.
What the hell is this? A PC game without text chat is unacceptable. Some missions are ONLY possible with proper communication if you're playing with randoms. Nobody's ever gonna use that SMS feature as you suggested, so much more workaround just to send a little "follow me" or whatever.

Entering interiors in full lobbies is still a gamble; it works fine once or twice in a full lobby, but only if you're as lucky as someone winning the lottery 15 times over. Generally, you can forget about entering ANY interior while in a full public session.
This problem was a thing way back in 2016, and nobody bothered to even attempt fixing it.
Posted March 5, 2025. Last edited March 24, 2025.
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7 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
I used to play this game with my best friend on his dad's computer back in 2005, on good old Windows XP. These were some of my best childhood memories and I'm so glad it's still supported 2 decades later, so that it runs on modern hardware without a single problem.
Posted January 17, 2025.
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