ok so here are the questions that i get asked the most (in order of frequency)

1. Q - Who are you?
A - I am cockroach in a shirt (my friends call me cockro china shirt hahahaha)

2. Q - How old are you?
A - I'm in my early 60s but I don't like to go into it to much online

3. Q - If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?
A - I would like to be a tea spoon because I think that I would be able to drink SO MUCH TEA THIS WAY

4. Q - What was the most recent thing that made you cry?
A - A Anime about horses (you know the one)

5. Q - If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be and why?
A - Well, to be honest if I could be absolutely anything I would like to be god (with no capital G)

6. Q - What is your biggest non-academic, non work-related accomplishment?
A - I made a boat once.

7. Q - What's your favourite food?
A - My favourite food ever has got to be beef burgers I like it when they are nice and juicy!

8. Q - Are you a virgin?
A - No I actually have had 2 wives (single now though ladies hahahaha)

9. Q - What is the closest you've ever come to dying?
A - Probably when I was making the boat.

10. Q - What is your ideal birthday? Not the date, but rather your ideal way to spend the day.
A - Probably spotting planes at the airport with my uncle (he is dead though now so this might not be possible)

11. Q - What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?
A - I don't talk politics online I believe it is poor taste!

12. Q - Do you own any animals?
A - I have 2 cats and 3 dogs and around 10 fish (some die and I get more)

13. Q - What's the worst advice you've ever been given?
A - Live. Laugh. Love. - there is more to life and it is an oversimplification in my honest opinion

14. Q - Let's say that regardless of what job you have, you'll make $100,000 a year (£78,000; €90,000), enough to live comfortably without having to worry about expenses. What job would you choose to have if money were no object?
A - I honestly think that I would like to do Latte art as a coffee maker

15. Q - What is your favourite word and why?
A - My favourite word at the moment is banana because its multipurpose. you can use it as an insult or for scale hahaha

16. Q - What was the hardest decision you've ever made?
A - It was when I was making my boat, my ex wife wanted it to be blue but I had other choices in mind

17. Q - What was the scariest moment of your life thus far?
A - Every spider encounter I have ever had

18. Q - What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt?
A - When I was a chef I once cut my finger off by accident ( it was just the end bit and I got it put back on)

19. Q - When you're sick, what are some things you eat/drink/watch/etc. to be comfortable?
A - Pasta, I undercook it so its still kind of hard but hot from being boiled and it always reminds me of home and I feel much better

20. Q - What is one thing you're good at that people don't expect?
A - I'm really good at playing the lute, I did it for L.A.R.P once and it turns out I am really good and enjoy it

Ok guys thankyou