if you scrolled all the way down here, i commend your patience. here, have a piece of cake. i'm not lying, i saved you a slice.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⠁⠀⠻⣿⠏⣿⣿⣿⣇⠘⠿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣴⣶⣦⡀⠀
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of course i was lying. do you think you can eat this delicious-looking slice of cake? no, you buffoon. you absolute fool. the cake is a lie.