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Suzhou, Jiangsu, China 
📒 💎 📕 🎁 📘 👽 👹 🐛 🚘 👳 🍇 🌽 🏀 🚙 🌋 🚕
While riding in a train between London and Birmingham, a woman
inquired of Oscar Wilde, "You don't mind if I smoke, do you?"
Wilde gave her a sidelong glance and replied, "I don't mind if
you burn, madam."
"Mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
🐳 📗 👔 📀 🌂 🎄 🐠 🌳 🍆 😺 👹 🥗 🐟 👃 💛 🥒