Recent reviews by I Fondle Tits

Honestly, Don't even bother with this game. It was chill when it came out but there are better versions out there now. Like GGD. All the other versions are way more indepth and have voice proximity chat built in.

P.S They banned me from their discord before I refused to change my personal discord status.

Genuine snowflakes.

Great game needs more content and needs to be updated more.

This game is definitely worth the buy

Frankly the game beautiful and there's nothing else like it out there. Never ending adventures and great times with friends and such. But I don't recommend this game because as every other great game this one has been destroyed by toxicity and try hards. You used to be able to sail the seas and only come across very few fights. Now you have people that have 500+ hours camping the center of the map and making it impossible for people to progress with their quests and such that include those islands. Any time you see another ship your heart sinks because you know all your hard work is now in danger because some tryhards think they're cringe for killing players that simply wish to enjoy the adventure and beauty of the game. You'll spend hours and hours trying your best to progress and at times it will pay off but most of the time you'll be regretting purchasing the game. You used to see ships everywhere in Sea Of Thieves, you'd sail by and say hello they'd say hello and occasionally you'd anchor your ship and just sit there and have conversations and make friends. Now when you see a ship passing by you know you either fight or run. But running does nothing so you're forced to fight and you're fighting players that are take the game so seriously and sweat so hard that you have no chance. If you're able to deal with the toxicity, try hards, sweats and deal with losing any progress you were making with your treasure or quests then this is the game for you. I don't recommend it simply due to the fact Sea Of Thieves lost a LOT of players and those that remain are either the ones hoping to see the old Sea Of Thieves return or 90% of the time it's the very people that drain the fun from the game and drain the fun from you.

Just because the game has a PVP aspect doesn't mean PVP is a requirement.

Alright so I'll lay some ♥♥♥♥ out for you lot.

Now many of you know of World of War Planes, World Of Warships and World of Tanks.

Well War Thunder is all 3 of those games combined but actually realistic. War Thunder is still growing and still adding content. This game has been a blast and will continue to be.

So with that little bit said, I'll say this. Get the game.

They've all but ruined this game. For years this game dominated the shooter industry and now it's not even a husk of it's former self.

- Laggy Servers
- Horrible matchmaking
- Bugs that have been around year 3
- Ruins operators and mechanics of the game (I.E blackbeard and shields)
- Refuses to listen to the community WHAT SO EVER
- Focuses more on censorship of harmless words than fixing their game.


90% of this games original player base is gone. They've all but quit and left. I took a large break from this game for well over a year. I come back played for not even 2 hours and I'm already uninstalling it again. They have utterly butchered this game. They can update the game as much as they want. All the updates are complete trash with no real use or practicality.

In 2024 alone this game lost 11.6 million players

This game may still have 80k plus active players a day. But original community is gone and the game is dead.
All that's left is a pathetic attempt to reach a more pathetic crowd. This game isn't worth a dime to buy or the time to play.

Truly a great game, Best GTA ever!

Love the game so much!