also why dont you accept my friend request instead of stalking my profile

↓Got his yolo get up rage art blocked and im the scrub↓

lol says the yoshi player man law or eddie must be to hard for your scrub ass lmfao

↓the guy whos hard stuck orange↓

yeah i seen all the gimmicky bs i wanted there scrub

↓lost the set 3-2 and refused the rematch↓

trash character for a trash scrub

Crazy criticism coming from a law player with comments disabled on his own profile

Nvm 1/10 yoshi stuff score considering ur at 300 hours

3/10 yoshi stuff score

+rep big fan+

Yoshi goated my boi ggs

This man likes salty balls and jester points

+rep pretty good player

the lover i never had

+rep hella good gunslinger

Micheal Jackson type hacks unbelievable +rep

GG Brudda

Yoo, I was just raging. I apologize for my now deleted comment. You wrecked us lol. Just happened to be a string of bad games for the night with yours being the final. Twas a GG

first hunt hackusation, im honored

Nice ESP cheats. Bad player.

<3

I'm sorry I tried to shoot you

well played lmao

GGS <3 SO MANY EXPLOSIVES

Mad lad under me XD

Camps in boat houses with a shotgun loaded with slugs. Doesn't even move a muscle.

gg's

ggwp

Hunt Showdown teaming quick play loser 28/11/21.

Mans a dweeb

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

I love when people talk ♥♥♥♥ on my profile but they have comments on theirs turned off

who the f r u baldy boy

Such a Beautiful bubble butt. If she were my girlfriend I would request that she not shower for three days. Go about your life and do your normal routine. Exercise, work, etc. Then on day three give me the honor to spread those beautiful butt cheeks so I can inhale all of that delicious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aroma. Then allow me to give her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and crack a proper tongue bath. Sweatier and funkier the better.

Specifically what I'm referring to is this. You know at the end of a very long, humid day if you were to glide your fingers across the entirety of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and crack, there would be a slimy texture to it. Even if you are a clean person, it's hard to avoid that ass slime. That's what I love to sniff and lick on girl's ass. It's kinda like a film/slime and it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ succulent and delicious.

IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

The story of how this man (Tim Howard at the time) saved my life:

There I was, feet glued to the floor as the sand cascaded around my quivering ankles. Sinking slowly, anticipating the drop to the fiery depths of hell. Four hours had passed, and what was once my deafening screams, had evolved into just half-hearted whimpers. The environment around me was once bright and radiant, wildlife joyous with what mother nature had given them, but now, everything was dull, greys and browns filled the surrounding area, as my last shaking breaths were pouncing upon me, eyes closing as I eventually gave up.

My eyes were closed for what seemed like an eternity, but opened with one last panicked feel, desperate to get out of mother nature's trap. I looked around one last time, like you do when you open the fridge and there's no food, but look five minutes later, just hoping for something I might've missed. That's when I saw it. Half man, half ape. Using a python like a vine, Tarzan-esque was the man thrust upon to save my life. Bald on top, a full head of hair on his chin, a faint scream in the distance. The musk of the air was soon overpowered by such a masculine stench, I knew exactly who was my hero. "McKennie, drop back!" was heard, forced out of the oesophagus of this alpha male. I held my hand up, hoping to be grabbed before my life was taken before me. I closed my eyes in excited anticipation, waiting for the contact of this attractive, muscly man. No contact was felt, and all I heard was the splash of a man who had just received the same fate I had.

I slowly opened one of my eyes, and was met with only the sexiest of glances, followed by a warm, nonchalant smile. "Tim?" I exclaimed. "Nice offside trap there buddy, great communication", he replied, his smile booming through my heart, sending my hormones into raptures. As I opened my mouth to thank him, his burly arm rose up to my shoulders, his delicate finger resting on my mouth. "There's no need to talk bud", he whispered, seductively in my gaping ear, already desperate for more. He grabbed me by my waist, his impressive length resting on my buttocks, blew an ear-piercing whistle, and held his arm in the air. All of a sudden, a huge eagle-like bird swooped down and grabbed his arm, pulling us both from the grasp of the quicksand.

I looked up, and realised that this was no ordinary bird, it was a a bald eagle with the head of Landon Donovan. But that didn't bother me, I looked up, and was met by the dazzling eyes of my saviour. Without thinking, I said "typical Tim Howard, always knows how to make a save look amazing". He laughed for a moment, and immediately kissed me as Landon flew over the White House. "Tim, wow, I-" "Shhh buddy. If I didn't want you, I wouldn't have saved you", he exclaimed passionately, kissing me again. I gasped, as our tongues danced together, the beat of our excited hearts keeping them in rhythm. I looked down, a smile of delight filling my face. Brian McBride and Clint Dempsey were waving at us, congratulating Tim on a fine catch. I blushed, however I knew that I was the lucky one. We flew off into the sunset, knowing that the future will be perfect.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Likes to leave the boys and play "bed time for babies"....... NOT A REAL GAMER
+rep

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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE3

drecks cheaterpack

Has a massive ♥♥♥♥ and loves being apart of "Those Guys" (Winky Face)

Dude, you're really good at this game. Not even hacking too! These kids commenting must be ♥♥♥♥ stains at the game. Keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on kids like this "3." loser.