We Can't Call People Without Wings Angels So We Call Them Friends <3

+REP HE BEEG SECTXING ON HIS SEESTERR!!!!!!!!

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+rep. Killed his entire team to play a game with me. He's a real one

So I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears. The only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl. So l need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

AWP mastermind

uninstall this game

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from:
1# on leaderboard

baits extremely hard and doesnt even realize it. real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ attitude fr

I asked for softshell lobsters. Hardshell chafes big time.

I accidentally fraternized with the bugs for one mission. I swear it was an accident. Please don't tell my Democracy Officer. I'll give you all of my warbonds T^T

sus with lobsters

I'd like to buy 69 lobsters please

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Player twoMAD left the game (Player idle)

+rep I hope it rains labia on you

+rep, funny but on diff teams now :(

And now you don't have 69 comments anymore.. so there.

only ♥♥♥ on anime titties

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁CS:GO
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS.GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅Aimbot
⠀└⠀✅Whallhack
⠀└⠀✅Unlimited Bullet
⠀└⠀✅Bunny Hop

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

+rep huge ♥♥♥♥

So my friend who is on a nofap journey for around 300 days, told me that he had a lucid dream yesterday where he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a hot girl, the thing is, whilst he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her, it felt so good and that the moment he was about to ejaculate, he stopped, saying that it was an act of supreme self-control.
But here's the catch, immediately after stopping, he got pinned by a ghost, the ghost started thrusting his ass with his big girthy ♥♥♥♥, the ghost was pinning him so hard he couldn't even move or turn back to see how the ghost looks like.

He told me that all of that was an act of the matrix, and that all of these devils and ghosts are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him as an act of taking revenge on him, trying to make him fail his PMO free journey..

This is not even the first time, he had other similar experiences, one in real life where he met a very sexy, charming ghost in form of human, but when he tried to ♥♥♥♥ her, he instead got pinned by another ghost who started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his butthole.

+rep vsleeps with my sister<<<<<<<his mom

shrOWd^ Nov 14, 2021 @ 2:47pm
trashtarky sits down when he pees cuz his aim is so bad

Did you know WHITE lobsters DON'T turn RED when you cook them?

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Merry Christmas <3

-rep smells like batata

AHAHAHHAA

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Annie Oakley's Strap On:
tell knag come on

Touched wieners with his cousin +rep

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-rep stay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who steals money from his elderly grandparents. End of his family tree

Sir, where should I place the order of 69 lobsters?

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declined your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12" Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom

Please respond back to us using your old email:
i♥♥♥♥[email protected]

Thanks for your patience,
♥♥♥ Gaggler.

-rep. definitely a walling Russian troll bot. I don't get why you have to spend your free time ruining other people's day, but I'm guessing its because your Russian and your whole like is garbage so making other people miserable is the only ounce of joy you get to experience in your pathetic life. Go whack off in the tool shed until you start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blood, infidel.

My SISTER tastes LiK3 ChOCOl@T3 CHIPPY PuddDDin POpS and SEX!!!!!!!

SIR!! SIR!! YOU NEED TO PUT ON THE VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSET AND LOCATE ONE OF THE ACCESS POINTS TO END THIS LOOP!!! ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS,,,,,,,,,..... HAVE I ANSWERED ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS IN A TIMELY AND EFFICIENT MANNER SIR?!?!?!?

fr bro

Someone tell that grandma to blow me, I’d take out her dentures put em on the dresser take off her knickers and proceed
I’d whip out her nockers fast and strong throwing uppercuts like a boxing bag I’d grab her by the nipples and I’d flip em up and down till they’re flapping in the wind and I’d spin em all around and go brrrrrr, have you seen them tiddies, everytime I look at those things I’m giddy she’s far from the itty bitty tiddy committee come on man she could start her own team in the big leagues, I think about them just to pass the day, man I bet those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are past her waist if I laid on the ground with my head by her feet and she dropped them they’d probably smack my face

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Gamerberg? More like Gayerberg

Happy Easter!

I'm telling you, this guy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of beer coffee and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door.

very respectful to women 10/10

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"Mr. Shapiro, what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?"

Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"

Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"

Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"

Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"

Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"

Reporter: (silence)

Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."

(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)

"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."

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