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4 people found this review helpful
95.3 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
Probably my second favorite in the card/board roguelike/lite genre behind StS. The RNG seems to be pretty well balanced and I've had success in a variety of builds. The recently (replaying this again since last summer) added achievements are fun targets as well.
Posted 6 July, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
100.2 hrs on record (79.0 hrs at review time)
It's a fun game to play for a while, but it has very obvious flaws that seem like they would be easily fixable if the devs actually cared.

No dedicated servers means that lag or poor connection is a huge issue. About 1/3 of games end with a player disconnecting or just suffering through the game in a region that isn't remotely close to them. I consistently find myself (an East Coast player) playing against Europeans or South Americans regardless of what time I play at. The lag often benefits certain characters, especially Clunk.

Additionally, the leveling system is just horrendous. There is no way to get a nice build on most characters without putting a significant amount of time into the game. I would be fine with it if it hardly changed anything but A lot of characters are just god awful without the last two slots in a row being added to a build. I just don't see any reason for it.

The game definitely has potential but in its current state it is pretty frustrating.
Posted 7 January, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
If you're looking for an actual game, there isn't really much here. However, it can be beat 100% in about 10 minutes and has trading cards as well as decorative achievements.
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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11 people found this review helpful
6.3 hrs on record
The method of passing in this game is revolutionary and I would love to see more pc football games. However, the rest of the game is essentially broken, and even at the higher difficulties it is still way too easy to work around the computer and get easy victories. I cannot recommend this game, especially at the $15 dollar price point.
Posted 13 March, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
12.0 hrs on record
Criminally underrated
Posted 11 June, 2015. Last edited 1 December, 2025.
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12.8 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Errand running simulator, with the option to become a serial killer.

Very interesting, I highly recommend.
Posted 19 April, 2015.
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151 people found this review helpful
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1.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
THESE ARE NOT DOGS
Posted 10 April, 2015.
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10.6 hrs on record
Despite the fact that the online is completely trash, I would still recommend picking it up.

The singleplayer is fantastic, with a great story. The only downside is the balance issues.
Posted 6 January, 2015.
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5.4 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Fun little top down shooter, although it would be much better if perks were implemented into the campaign, and my character wasn't slow as ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 13 December, 2014.
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6 people found this review helpful
392.2 hrs on record (182.7 hrs at review time)
A combination of looting, crafting, platforming, and 2d fighting with a sense of progression often only seen in rpgs.

Brilliant!
Posted 7 August, 2014.
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