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23 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
In the era of cheap simulators that are copy pasted from each other to oblivion, Cash Cleaner Simulator definitely proudly stands out as something made with care and an original idea in mind. I just finished the Demo and was genuinely devastated that it was over. There's so many simple but effectively cool mechanics aimed at making every interaction with titular 'cash' unique that I didn't even notice how 2 hours just flew by.

What's the game about? Being a cash cleaner stuck in an undisclosed location and being forced to literally clean money sent to you by numerous shady characters. And you really have to clean it - using washing machines, driers, wrapping plastic, UV lights to check if the money is counterfeit, and occasionally a knife to make sure that you don't trip a paint bomb in bags stolen from a bank.

The Demo opens up gradually and at a perfect pace - introducing more and more mechanics that will help you complete the quests which might seem impossible at first. And sometimes you have to be sneaky and take multiple quests at the same time to meet the conditions of one using the money from the other.

I genuinely didn't have THAT much fun in any other simulator game, and it's only a Demo, so I can't wait for the full release to come out.
Posted February 25, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
43.7 hrs on record (41.7 hrs at review time)
NEW MAJOR ORDER: REVERT YOUR NEGATIVE REVIEWS

Sony has announced that the PSN requirement update will not be moving forward. So let's show our appreciation for the developers and change the negative reviews back to positive ones. The reviews were not about the game because the game itself deserves all of the success it's been getting. And all of this success was nearly destroyed by Sony in one weekend.

I saw a lot of people genuinely asking - 'Why don't you just make a PSN account? It takes 5 minutes!'. Well, yeah, it takes 5 minutes in a country that has PSN support - the country I live in doesn't. If the requirement did go through, it would essentially brick the game for people from 150+ countries and territories, unless they were to use a VPN to create an account. Not everyone wants to do that.

But enough about the debacle, let's talk about Helldivers II, and why it's an awesome game!
Helldivers II perfectly captures the joy of being a no-thoughts-head-empty grunt that has been catapulted on some planets' surface along with 3 other grunts. You will laugh, you will witness cinematic moments that you will create yourself, and you will feel a connection to people from around the world that you won't see ever again in 40 minutes. Helldivers captures the long-missing joy of multiplayer that has been dominated by e-sports oriented games for a long-long time.

It's a near-perfect live-service because you feel like you're actually contributing to the unwinding narrative. It's also a superb satire, with one of the best and funniest opening cinematics in gaming history.

When the game is relisted, give it a try, and support the developers that aim to build the best live-service game that they can. For Democracy!
Posted May 5, 2024.
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29 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
44.2 hrs on record (36.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Right now, there's roughly 30 hours of content in the Outlast Trials.

And I don't mean that in that time you will fully progress your character and unlock all the possible cosmetics - but around this mark you will likely play all of the Programs, unlock most - if not all - upgrades and will reach 'The Ending'. 'The Ending' is in quotations because it's a live service co-op game, so finishing a storyline doesn't mean that the game is over.

In my opinion, having 30 hours of polished, fun and creative content in an Early Access game is good, but with co-op on top of that, it becomes even better. Because you can know the maps by heart, know all of the best strategies, have the best 'build' but when playing with your friends (or even with cool randoms using mics) - all of that goes out of the window and breathes new life into the game, because you're just running around screaming, helping your teammates and just having pure Fun.

There are not a lot of co-op games in the last years that just nail being Fun, and Outlast Trials nailed it so hard, that I keep coming back to it even if I've already seen all of the content for now. And I believe it will only get better with new maps, challenges and outrageous 'Bosses' aka Prime Targets.

My only gripe with the game is that the Upgrades that the player is able to unlock aren't very interesting and, mostly, don't offer new strategies and gameplay tweaks outside of basic stats, so I hope that Red Barrels will revisit them in the future.
Posted July 27, 2023. Last edited July 27, 2023.
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3 people found this review funny
19.8 hrs on record
Really makes you think tbh
Posted November 24, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record
What the heck?
Posted November 25, 2017.
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441 people found this review helpful
67 people found this review funny
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0.5 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Things I do for love...

Adam, James, Bruce.... That's for you....
Posted June 3, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
12.2 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
Shooting, stabbing, strangling Nazis for 9 hours straight.

And that's not all!

In addition, great cinematics, on of the greatest storylines in fps games and awesome score!
One major con is that sometimes gameplay feels not very connected to the story. For example, our main hero reflects on war horrors, thinks about young lads dying on that war... And in 5 seconds he tears off nazis' heads and legs with shotgun shells. But, I guess, that can be percieved as a comical component of the game.

All in all, great experience. 9/10
Posted June 1, 2014.
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65 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
40.6 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
in ze begin of campaign guy tells you not to kill goats with your car, but you're like nope die goats, and the guy is like noooo are you crazy. LOL'd out loud

10/10 would drive over goats again.
Posted April 7, 2014. Last edited April 7, 2014.
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