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Canada
If you want some, oh, just ask us
They're warm and soft like puppies in socks
Filled with cream and candy rocks
Oh, potatoes and molasses
They're so much sweeter than algebra classes
If your stomach is grumblin' and your mouth starts a-mumblin'
There is only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin
Oh, potatoes and molasses
If you can't see 'em, put on your glasses
They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge
You know you've eat enough when you start seeing stars
Oh, potatoes and molasses
It's the only thing left on your task list
They're short and stout to make everyone shout
For, potatoes and molasses
For, potatoes and-
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if you had the ability to read, and comprehend the info fed to you. You would realize that I am attacking people who are hypocrites.
But your small tiny little mind, in your small tiny little skull, and the constipation that has lead to the ♥♥♥♥ inside you, building up day by day.
The poop just amassing, through your intestines, and stomach, up through your neck, ripping apart your insides. And eventually the ♥♥♥♥ builds up, and you vomit your own ass and dookie into a ♥♥♥♥ post for the ages.
The built up ♥♥♥♥ finally reaches out from your mouth, sand smears itself on your smart phone, stating the most low brow ♥♥♥♥ talking ever.
And as you are gagging on that ♥♥♥♥, which is 80% Mountain Dew, 10% Papa Johns, and a combination of you drinking ♥♥♥ as a janitor at the local sperm bank for your protein needs...